The Ladies Innuendos When They WANT You!

We are also humans, we love, we desire, we lust after and we want... and we are fall into just 3 categories, the others do not matter because everyone belongs somewhere anyway at some point.

▼There are 'Fisilets' who just like their male counterparts will "eat" anything as long as its palatable.

▼There are foxy 'Foxlets', they are sexy princesses and not easy to talk to, or even get through to, but they're nice and classy on their pedestal until you piss them off

▼Then there are 'Tigresses', very classy, forward, mature, dangerously sexy and very teasing, they take what they want and how they want it, very strategic and they're riders, of bikes, I mean, but this is not the main point.

Guys,  guys, guys these lasses won't tell you the truth about our INNUENDOS but its, June, its freaking cold and a colder July and August are at the corner waiting to devour all of us.  

•Guys,  when we invite you over in the context of a joke, please take it seriously, we are usually not joking, its June for Njoki's sake and its getting colder... it seems like it gon' be raining ice. 

•Guys listen,  it doesn't matter whether You think we do not like you or otherwise, when we text saying our laptop crashed please ask to come around and look at it, again,  its cold,  we need supermen in our miss independent houses, we usually would love to depend on you, if you start coming when we innuendo it.

•Guys, you will be getting all weird requests like "aki aerial imeangushwa na mvua na care taker hayuko, aki si am bored... bloody go boy! and be the superman, there is a good reason why you get chosen to get that info, otherwise we'd pay anybody else... 

•Guys,  guys guys... never ever suggest that a girl doesn't like you to her,  she will stop liking you all together, you usually sound like a wimp,  don't kill the vibe with "I thought you don't like me, you act like you don't like me since you no longer like my post" ..LOL... even if you will make your own conclusions, keep them to yourself..if a girl doesn't like you she will never text you back under the sun even if you send her 10k.

•Guys,  its cold out here, when we stop commenting on your posts like we did before we inboxed til midnight,  we do not stop because we no longer like you, we stop because we are afraid to comment in lovey dovey words and the haters might find out just how much we like each other!

•Guys, When you're called to go "murder"  spiders, ladybirds, nonexistent snakes and cockroaches, GO! 

•When she tells you via texts that she thinks there's a Ghost in her house and she wishes God to send a guard -Ian angel,  she means You boy!  go and watch over the damsel! just text back "I could come" and she will be jumping on her bed in excitement.

•If we are frequently calling for no particular important reason, we just want to make you feel comfortable in calling us any other time, we are trying to relay that we like you as much as you do us.

•When we invite you for lunch, its not that we are great cooks, we just want to see YOU there, yes you, so don't start with you're going to the village, just drop by for even 30 mins that may turn into a night anyway. 

•When we touch you overly, touch your face and shirt, and your hands, hold on you and let you hold our hands on the streets... and we are not even lovers, we definitely like you, you've qualified and we've already thought of other things beyond the touch, including a wedding.

•When we answer your naughty texts and vibe, when we care enough to call you back, we definitely like you back, no matter what you may be thinking.

•When we suggest that you could be married or in a relationship, we are just looking for a confession,  give it, make our work easier so that we can know what sort of relationship we will keep with you.

•When we involve you in our lives, give you details about us and how our day was, we like you already so please go get your confidence and do the rest!

...when she tell you intimately how cold she is... trust me she wants you to go duvet her like yesterday! we are women we do not tell this to every Kamau, Oduori, Kip & Musyoka! We are choosy and we choose to let specifically you, know, just in case you're interested to pursue.

Its not like women cannot be open and text you to come cuddle and sex up no, its just that you guys told us you like chasing, so we give you ideas for you to pursue, and it annoys us when you act all foolish not getting into our language of "I wish you were here" "I wish you could just come over" "I wish you were mine" you actually make us believe you're a dummy. somehow. 

When a girl that you like likes you, she will give you ideas and opportunities to prove yourself, to show up and play that role. Don't just sit there, go help her with the nonexistent TV issues.

Guys, I've told you the codes, help yourselves this season, its dang cold get that girlfriend!  😊.

Yo' Girl,
-NjokiGoodBadGirl.

Why The Saintly Perfect Wife Changes And Cheats

Yes, the perfect, well maintained, women with everything at home [except an available man] do cheat, am sure you have heard of so many unbelievable cases by now ! City players go and fish the good girls from the village side, they are brought to the city, get three kids, and end up playing out all bad-ass and cheating at some point. 

The Good saintly well behaved church girls who start very well and end up playing all boorish, cigars & lighters, hard drinks, chronically unfaithful and at times very very abusive. BUT! it is never their fault, lets blame the man for ignoring and disconnecting the physical, sexual, emotional needs. 

You see, men are run by the the psycho analysis Madonna- Whore complex propositions, [and most are not aware of this fact] ... they love, they adore beautiful hot themed women, but they do not 'respect' them enough to wife them up, they believe these types of women are only great for sex and party time trophy show offs, they are afraid that other men will steal the hot women if they marry them, so they 'save' them for the 'fun'. 

These confused men go ahead and marry the 'good innocent looking girl' the 'luke-warm' kind of girl ...and then plan ahead of time to cheat with the "Hot ones" those that are not his idea of marriage materials, coz in his mind, they're sexually dirty, very impure to marry, they even have an uninformed idea that beautiful light-skinned women cannot cook or wash or even push a baby out...haven't you heard the stupidly men saying 'marry the innocent ones, and have fun with the hot ones'?


97% of these men marry the "holy Mary" kind of a woman one that they cannot gratify their painfully dirty sexual fantasies with. This is the reason a newly married man who has known you like forever will keep texting you when he is on honeymoon. Their goal is to get a woman to start a family with, one they assume has not explored the sexual world, one they believe is untainted, great cook, one who will impress his parents, the subservient and angelic in all manner. Then after saying 'I do' day, they turn back to the self-chosen reality of sexual frustrations, unexciting lives and cheating ideas.

These dudes then get a side chick to fulfill the sexual emptiness with, hot side chicks to show off, fun to be with females to catch a joint with, and the same characters call these side chicks 'hoes' and Bs, which makes me wonder who these males call themselves, probably 'cool men'...? Okay.

Drama then unfolds, the angelic women they married end up feeling rejected, unwanted, uncared for, unappreciated, unloved, and greatly taken for granted since their husbands assumed the freaky romance and bedroom games is not for them, since these men already set that sex for them is only when making babies, these good wives are then forced to turn to the nearest male, the gardener, the fine driver, the jobless neighbor...and the cycle continues...Then the husbands complain that all women are cheaters...

These are the same type of dudes who will dump your ass when you unleash a new monkey sex position on them since its too 'whorish', they wonder who the hell taught you. These dudes expect you to only know the missionary pose and nothing else! They believe that this is the position that is ideal for wife materials and if you try to act experienced, you're shoved to the left. Unfortunately for them, women now know their misinformed deluded ideas of wife materials, the so many 'abusive' and 'transformer cutting' women were all innocent and holy, they only bring out their true monster after legally getting married and moving in...ask DNG and many others out here.

My Brothers, please marry the hot girl you truly like, if she loves you back, she will stop showing cleavage for your sake, wife that exciting girl who will be pole dancing for you in your bedroom. Marry a woman who can suck your toes, do not mistreat an innocent girl who doesn't like the idea. Marry the model who walks the way you like. Marry the light-skin girl that you truly love. Marry that open-minded chick that is open to catching a joint with you, don't go wasting a 'conservative's' woman's time...and insult her goodness by cheating on her and infecting her with diseases, its unfair!...remember the garden estate love triangle and shooting story...same problem! look at the many cheating men, look at their wives and who they are cheating with...

And brothers, let not the holier than thou attitude deceive you that most women are not secretly freaks. This world is full of surprises. 

P.S Pick your flowers wisely...

You can thank me later boys...

Yo' Girl,
©NjokiGoodBadGirl™2016