BEAUTY FADES…BUT, DUMB IS FOREVER!

Whyever people still “type amen” to get blessings is out of my world!... So you expect to type amen and have your rent money sent in your purse by the 'guy' on a posted picture? Good luck with that. Even the bible says faith without work is zero, zilch, DEAD!

Evidently, people have become shallow, lazy  and desperate as time goes, you go typing amen to everything on social media that promises a ‘blessing’. What sort of blessing is this that you RELIGIOUSLY “amen” to?  Who is in this picture? Don’t you realize all this drama is a form of idol worship? What your brain expects is called MAGIC, hello??? and GOD does not perform Magic, magic is for earthlings, to play under the table games with human mind!

I lose respect for individuals who actually fall for this online “type amen” crap! Go to church, Do good, Read the Bible and treat your neighbors well, your God will notice and bless you for DOING GOOD STUFF and not sitting your ass there and “typing amen” on some silly ass photo! That’s how you get into devil worship - by playing a fool!

And then there are others who will share/type comment on a crappy, spammy, shitty video so that it can "PLAY!"... As promised…who in their RIGHT mind BELIEVES THIS SHIT? What sort of DUMB is this? People got to go back to reading books instead of sitting idle typing "amens" and sharing sexual videos on their timelines! 

                                actual pictures of 'full blast' online stupidity!

I think a good number of those that will go to hell will be fools.  This is not a RELIGIOUS matter, but a STUPIDITY vs INTELLIGENCE MATTER.  cults are real, and its super easy to get in, if you have listened to ‘converters’ from devil worship, you know just how easy it is to get in and get your friends in, and how hard it is to try getting out. Just as everything has transformed to online, don’t think that Idol worship has been left behind too, if you just Google search or Facebook search those who hail satan online you’ll find hundredths of them. 

People are desperate to have God bless them, that’s why they flock in devil worshiping churches every day at lunch time and every Sunday; so that the blessing can come fast and early. That’s why many in this city have been duped off their cash so that they can be healed , so that some god somewhere can double their money and so that they can have “an easy life” without problems.Or don't you realize the devil can perform his own 'miracles"?

People are greedy and greed itself is idolatry. Just the other day you read the story of magu and many others – it was all religious based, a good man duped into believing other things, Idolaters know people fear hell and we all want to go to heaven, that why they will even tell you that if you don’t sacrifice your son or type that amen on a Facebook page, your family will die. 

If you think right, you’ll realize The True GOD does NOT work this way. The True GOD is a JUST GOD. And cannot kill you or maim you just because you did not foolishly "type amen". God is Love, He is not some social media serial killer. Some other concentrated fools demand you type amen to their post, and if you don’t “satan will win” … like really? Satan wins the minute you type that silly amen there! Since you are already manipulated into believing things and pictures-of “jesus“ that you were never taught in Sunday school!

I have listened to people who confessed to have gotten deep into evil cults via social media, it only takes your believes being twisted a little bit and BAM! You are in. If your stupidity level is high, it only takes a Facebook post to invite you to some “temple” sell your soul to get rich,  and that becomes it. 

Please quit auditioning for quicker blessings, they only disappoint you!

Kenyans are obsessed with “typing amen” “sharing” and “liking “ to receive blessings, to see a miracle. Those who post these kind of statuses are just playing Emotional blackmail on you, reducing your intelligence to zero. If you read your new testament well, you can read between the lines that faith without action is not something that worked – so don’t you sit there and believe that your typing amen will help you buy a mansion! All the "Sharing Freaks" of all these kinds of media are the same sick lot that will be very fast at sacrificing their relatives for riches for the elusive blessing! because there's a thin line between acting needy and being down for whatever.

You have seen other morons who “religiously” share a very long whats-app message, saying that if you share with your 100 friends, a miracle will fall down on you immediately! Like Seriously people?  Other bigger morons will tell you if you don’t “type amen” on a picture of a sick child, you’re heartless and God will watch you and severely punish you! Then the rest of the morons, type amen to heal that person, Okay, Tell me how an amen will heal that person on a picture? Be realistic! 

Stop entertaining internet based Stupidity! Sitting there satisfying a mental case person's ego by sharing his silly ass fake picture in the name of [his] god. Kanyari was here too. And there must be some fools who still kiss his ass, his fellow preaching friends are still preaching too with massive followers, so for your comfort the "religious fools" are many...

This  earth belongs to GOD, He works at His own pace, even if you "type amen" and pay your pastor, sleep with him, Jesus won’t come down because of that, neither will that give you a direct entry to heaven. God cannot be bought. If you want true blessings, go a true church [you can tell from the false ones] or read your bible for yourself, or be a kind human and you’ll receive your blessings. 

Why not Ask if there’s anyone who found unleavened bread in their fridge after “typing amen”

Realistically!,

Njoki,GoodBadGirl! ©2015

It's The PMS Monster, Give Her A Break!

There are times as a woman you feel angry at the world, angry at everyone, all people annoy the hell out of you, this is the time you stand at your balcony and scream at the world because the scorching sunshine came out too early. This is the time you feel like you won’t complete an assignment and the boss with his job can go to hell. This is the time that a glass will fall from the sink and break on the floor and you walk out of it without collecting the pieces. PMS makes you Bipolar!

You’ve even heard someone say “she is PMS’ing just understand” yeah, the PMS issue is real. It cracks into women’s moods, emotions, thoughts and libidos.

Premenstrual syndrome (PMS) is the name given to the physical, psychological and behavioural symptoms that can occur in the two weeks before a woman's monthly period – and in others even afterwards. It is also known as period blues, and in a more severe form it’s called Premenstrual dysphoric disorder (PMDD)!  During this period a woman experiences hormonal and chemical disturbances and fluctuations that influence her behavior and feelings. 

Some of us act as if we are high [not once have i been asked if I'm high on something].

Some women will eat all the food in the fridge and eat all the kinds of goodies capable of making them fat – a thing they never do other times. The stomach becomes a bottomless pit, especially for all the bad- for -your -health stuff.

Some lose interest in sex- when a lady suddenly do not want sex and gives you the headache excuse, please understand it’s a PMS problem this are the times that even diarrhea and bloating happens, so when she says no, please understand, turn over and sleep.

Some don’t want to see people in their way and even a male close to them , worse a man trying to talk to her – you’ll see a lady that liked you 13hours ago, looking at you as if you’ve just landed from planet Mars. Please understand that PMS is a bully it makes our breast all tender – so when she doesn’t want a hug, please keep your distance. This imbalance brings us acne on your foreheads or cheeks and this is the time you are NOT allowed to ask a lady what that huge reddish Pimple on her face is!

Some don’t want to hear greetings not even the “good morning”,  we get all irritable and wait till you say something silly so that we can lash back at you. We’ll actually ignore you, more so if we really don’t like you. With this kind of drama, please check in later like after two weeks, everything will be okay by then.

Some do not want do anything else apart from sleeping the whole day – When a woman is actually on it, she gets all lazy and a husband may get his super full of salt, unmade bed, bad hair and the hard headed children will get a good whipping for not lowering the TV volume to a three. It’s that serious.

Some get all suicidal [ever wonder why people you don’t expect to update suicide thoughts do? Now you know], PMS should be considered a syndrome that requires space and time, this shit is never easy to get along. It makes a girl feel lonely and unloved and if you playfully call her a bitch you might have committed the crime of your life cuz that could be the end, she will feel so insulted and undeserving to live anymore and she will paint her social media all sad, underachieved, a failure, alone and suicidal – PMS is not funny at all – It causes Depression and depression is not a joke, with PMS a girl will cry for no reason or look for a reason to cry. Crazy right?

Some get all horny and desire to have sex will everything they see, even her dads buddy! getting all horny and flirty with any likable guy that comes along, these dudes get ten times sexier at this time. Guys please don’t praise yourselves when the pretty girl or a girl that ignores you 98% of the time all over sudden replies to your flirty texts and two weeks later she ignores you like you don’t exist, These feelings are nature's trickery into reproduction. Blame it on the PMS monster.

Others become the monster itself, you’ll see a girl acting all “bitchy”, picking fights allover and yelling around as if she’s being paid for it. All you can do as a guy is shake your head and move along, till it’s over. PMS makes ladies real mean. A guy will be like "hi" and get a "piss off" as the response!

Your Real Girl,

Njoki, GoodBadGirl

Will You Be Bullied In High school and On Social Media? Oh Please!

Yeah I’m Mad! I got no idea why people still say someone stupid somewhere is bothering them online, what’s the effin’ big deal about blocking their idle ass up from all your social media pages??

 

Some shit is totally unacceptable and if someone is up your neck,  you can block them within a mili-second! I have blocked not less than forty people because I CAN.

Some nice person emailed her trouble of some guy who keeps on mailing his stupid dirty penis pictures to her inbox, but seriously! FREAKIN' BLOCK that nigga unless you’re enjoying seeing that stupid ass dick pic’s all over your face. Block him! Not because you hate the penis that much, but because you HATE THAT particular ugly penis! I block people on WhatsApp and everywhere else I can as long as they are getting on my calm nerves! I wouldn’t care less either if they all blocked me, everyone has the right to do whatever they like! To reply, to comment or not, to answer or not and blocking as well.

Never give a rats ass about someone who is insulting you, stalking you, gossiping you on social media, just freaking BLOCK them off your TL and your life if it is actually getting seriously personal…and actually investigate on who is letting them know your personal stuff, there’s always some rat somewhere grassing you up! Every social media platform today has a blocking option or unfollow or even mute so you got no excuse to let some nigga get under your skin. When it gets to serious threats, always go to the cops with your evidence at hand!

Some idiots will even Photoshop you up so that they can pull out nude photos “of you” and threaten you with them, people have become that desperate and psycho! And you are definitely allowed to ignore them till they question their own efforts and existence! No one likes being ignored, ignoring them is god enough since once you ignore someone, they cant go beyond that, unless they are really nuts! If some nigga got your nudes, and threatens to release them, tell him to even call a press conference to properly release them! That D.C Attitude will kill his psych! but when you go acting all chicken, its gon' be bad and ugly girl!

People who are real ‘MICE’ in real life act all ‘undertaker’ on social media trying to publicly crucify and embarrass others just because they can hide behind their computers. They do that because they are complete assholes who have nothing constructive to do other than bother others, Don’t even be surprised that it’s your friend who has opened another account in pursuit of killing your self-esteem and or she’s the one who’s given your contacts so that you can get stalked!  The best way to keep away from stupid online people is ignore them. And block them.

This is social media, Sister, you don’t let some nobody stress, bully and harass you as they hide. Life is too short to be crying over some social media ghost, and Living is too long to put up with bullshit from anonymous people! If it’s about a gadget hide and seek game…you have your gadget right? I thought so..... Don't put up with online crap, BLOCK 'em! like your life depends on it!

 [I have written this in 10 minutes! yeah that's the adrenaline's power of being totally pissed!]

Seriously!

Njoki, BadGirl!!