My Side-Chick Commandment.

Cheaters, Philanderers, Woman chasers, Seductresses and the Affairs, are here to stay!

I have seen friends and friends of friends become side chicks for a very long time especially to ugly older men both resident and foreign whom they 'thought' loved them for real, that soul mate kind of love, and when the older men decide to break-up, these girls take a walk out crying with only what they're wearing, and nothing else to show from the seven year old relationship apart from an exhausted body & hopelessness.

The reality people will not accept is; no matter how much people will frown at side-chicks, the side-dish, and the "Mpango wa Kandos", all these labels, these people, are here to stay! they were there in the days of Father Abraham of the Bible and Abraham had several for himself, and men in those days would even have a hundred of the side-chicks, then known as 'concubines'. So when y'll making faces at these side affairs, remember you will have a long stressed life if you do not accept the fact that there will always be a space for them whether you like it or not...and furthermore, powerful men are rarely faithful. Take a look at our politicians for instance; Mutua governor-has a new wife, the late mutula-was claimed to have had a child after death ...a whole load of them always have several girlfriends somewhere. They like their women young.

If the guy who wants to keep you as the "Mpango Wa Kando" is not teaching you how to invest, is not teaching you how to buy stocks [with his money of course] then girl, please break up with him and start dating a guy your age and your class. With a guy your class and age, you'll be able to think along the same lines and build some life together from scratch, and you will be moving along a learning curve, plus you will enjoy the dowry payment party in the good end unlike when you're the just some secret woman.

Girls, if you really.. really.. really have to be the mistress, the kept-woman by some guy or even to some older sugar daddy, it better be one who is NOT stingy! it better be a guy who is paying for your collage education, it better be a guy who is furnishing your small house, it better be a guy paying school fees for your child too, it had better be a guy who is getting you a new house and not let you live in Huruma slums as he lives in Runda, it better be a guy who is BETTERING YOUR LIFE! else, you're just daft because the nigga doesn't like you that much if the only thing he does is have sex with you and leave you two hundred bob for your supper. He will never leave his wife for you [side chick logic you must never apply], no matter how much he raps he loves you, you're just a passing wind. Let him do something for you so that in the end, you have no or minimal regrets.


Older guys looking for sidechicks to waste time for; you better be spender if you want a loyal lady on your side, you better be ready to teach the lady how to get as rich as you are, this way she will be forever grateful to you and probaly won't ever leave your side even after you go broke! otherwise you are wasting a girl's time and energy! If you are the type of older man who would rather leave your car in town to take a motorcycle just to get to the Majengo mud shanties to your twenty five year old pretty girl-friend, shame on your ugly ass! get that girl a proper house elsewhere where you can visit with ease and where you can come in whenever you like!

A guy who is evidently "side-chicking" you, daring to just bring his big car keys and Trust condoms to your house, is an insult to you and he should not be taken seriously. Kick his disrespecting ass out! Such a guy doesn't consider you a lady enough to bring you chocolate, a watch, you know, a bottle of fine wine, a few gifts now and then just to make you feel cared for. If he doesn't, you should block him up NOW and stop talking to him because he evidently doesn't give a rats tail about you! 

Wives, be easy, side chicks are not homewreckers, your husbands come on to them and represent themselves falsely as single, never married, they even say they are widowers or their wife left for the UK, do not blame the other woman, blame your man, he is not a child to be dragged into a frequent relationsex. If at all the side chicks were homewreckers, your home would be all burnt down, but is it? I hope not.

Hey Sidechicks, don't be fools, if he ain' paying up your bills, increasing you up as he uses you up, take a walk. Because as you escort him to his business meetings in Watamu, you are not getting any younger, your bank account and life situation are at a standstill. I hate it when people waste my time so should you! 

A fella out to misuse your time and you know it, coz you only see him a few days a week, has got to 'invest' in you, he got to dress you and not just tell you what you should wear when you are going to Naivasha for a party with his boys. With these side affairs, one has to gain, as the other one gains your staying, it better be worthwhile. To him its fun "business" how about you? why are you not 'charging' for your time? He came to you because you serve it better than his legal woman, so he must be responsible for maintaining it. What he likes you for and thinks you serve better than his 'other' can be sex, conversation, company, intelligence, looks etc the list is endless...so know your value and gain from it.

Finally, if you go ahead and put up with some stingyass guy who wants to keep you as a secret, then you must really like the unsatisfying arrangement.

Thank Me Later!

©NjokiGoodBadGirl™2015

Woman Battering Scumbags & How To Get Out

Who apart from a stupid waste of a man Punches a woman, a mother of his kids!? I'm pained! I do not allow shit like that in my life! I have seen violence, it won't happen to me! I always notice the psychopaths early enough, luckily!

The whole of this week I have been seeing photos on social media doing rounds, photos of some ugly dude from Papua new guinea married to a Kenyan -Meru girl Ruth Gakii, they have a three year old child and the lady is all bruised and was even hospitalized. The Nigga, she says, is beating her up because he wants the child for himself! Poor Ruth, i wish i was your friend, i always have a workable plan in mind.

I have seen friends and neighbors being beaten black and blue by their husbands and boyfriends but the women DO NOT MOVE AN INCH! Men who we end up hearing on news to have beaten their women have always done it, its never the first time, these abusive people have a  trend of how they start and continue their drama, just as Ruth narrated, the guy has beaten her several times, even in-front of her mother! but like ALL the weak and scared women do, she stayed on and on and on and freaking on til now, she is all purple on her face and in the hospital, she is lucky she was not killed. 

Some Retarded Logic Why Do Women Stay!...

-Because the ugly man is rich as hell! some women choose good life alongside beatings!
-Because the man he gives good D! Ooh! the sex is good, and she wont find any other!
-Because the women feel like they can change the guy if they take one more beating!
-Because the women do not want to be single again and they really want a family!
-Because the women are desperate! ANY man even if CRAZY AF is better than none!
-Because the woman believes the beating suggests and proves the mad man loves her to beats i mean to bits!
-Because the women fear that people will talk. after all she is strong,rich & beautiful. [abuse happens to anyone, in any status]

True Reasons!....

-Because the twit makes the woman feel guilty! making her feel like she deserves it!
-Because the nincompoop threatens to kill the woman and kids!
-Because the scumbag threatens to kill her whole family if she dares leave!
-Because the certified dumbass has locked the woman up in the house for a month!
-Because after the beating he honeymoons her and she forgives him, emotional games!
-Because the woman cannot admit its happening to her, she is in denial!

Signs He Is An Abuser!

• He is a psycho! with temper issues! you will always notice psychos even before you speak to them, they are never able to hide their stupid behavior, like abusing staff, punching people on the throat when they accidentally step on his converse shoes etc.

• He met you last week through a buddy and now wants to marry you! and asks you not to worry about the wedding expenses. Men with their emotions together look into knowing you better. Rush guys only want to get you and start manipulating you as quick as possible

• He is clingy as hell! he follows you everywhere, Demands that you cannot comment on other guys posts on Facebook and even DEMANDS you deactivate ALL your social media platforms!

• The brute locks you out of the world, no social media, no family members allowed to visit til he says so! and even deletes your phone-book!

• The insecure bonehead is super possessive, after your fast marriage, you become a prisoner, he wont let you speak to other guys leave alone hang out with your girlfriends!

• The jerk Humiliates and embarrasses you anyhow, even in public- in the supermarket and even in-front of your kids and family!

• The crazy bumpkin threatens you! every time you achieve something in your life, maybe a better job, he belittles your achievements and takes your salary raise as disrespecting him! the hare-brain blames you for his failures!

• The clown is a control freak, he says what you will wear and where you can not go and whom you cannot be seen speaking with and you are not allowed to go anywhere without his consent!

• The dimwit he is a drug and substance abuser, always high, and he might get it out on you! he actually will. drunkards always do.

• He brags that he is too rich, even the long arm of the law cannot reach him after he bitch slaps you! so be sure as hell he will beat you up!

If he has all the above characteristics, no matter how rich he is, no money is worth your life! He will knock your confidence down and you'll remain as weak as a worm.

Daily abuse eventually makes you get the " battered wife syndrome" a psychological comfort zone that makes you immune to the violence and you start to actually like it.

Girl, get away from that booooooshit! it's never worth it in the end.


How Do You Get Away From The Battering Man?! 

 I'm your girl, i will help you! •PLAN AN ESCAPE•

• Is he consistent with his abuse? Gather evidence. Place hidden cameras all over the house, someplace he cannot guess, and remember to act a fool. This will be very useful in court to put his ugly ass in jail.

• Grab every opportunity to speak to your best family members or friends, let them know what is going on, let them know you fear for your life. Keep them in the loop so that whenever you write them a "coded" text, they'll know whats up and cooking!

•Let your neighbor know that he beats you and give your best neighbor the 'signs' to note when the beating gets too bad [like breaking glasses or yelling], so that when they hear it or see it, they can call the cops. [in fact get cop friends and tell them, get their numbers and call them if you see death coming]

• Quietly get a lawyer. If he is the type that locks you in the house and only allows you to do shopping at the mall as he waits in the car, borrow a phone at the supermarket , call up a lawyer and set a quick mall meeting at the shelves corner and tell him about your situation, if you have enough evidence, hand it over, and make sure this lawyer does not know your husband.

• Lets say the guy is wealthy as hell like that Alphonse and he is not even a Kenyan, TAKE-GRAB his -I mean your money - open an account, stash the money away, transfer the cash or buy stocks or whatever, keep some cash in an unpopular micro-finance bank and hide the evidence [if you open an account where you both have a joint account, the bank manger might grass you up at a small fee]. Take ALL his filthy money, as much as you can, bit by bit till you have enough to rent a house for at least a year, pay school fees and feed you and your kids! without a flinch! a man gotta pay for his sins!

• If the dude has bought cars and land in your name, get the documents to a lawyer. Quietly. If he is the wealthy type that doesn't bother to check his property , you can sell them and buy new ones and stash them away!...don't forget to act a fool all though. make him think he is the clever one.

• When he allows you to go hang out with your kids or when he is outside the country, get a house with realtors, far off maybe at Kinoo, some place not even his friends know, only your full hundred trusted friend [1 friend!!-most friends are loud mouths!] should know, NOT ALL YOUR FRIENDS CANT BE TRUSTED!! some might be kissing your mans ass enough to rat on you about your plans! [if your parents like him enough to ask you to stay with him anyway, DO NOT tell them about your plans they will tell your crazy man!] parents who love rich in-laws cannot be trusted here!

• When he is finally at work, or at some meeting in Nigeria for three days, ESCAPE! Smoothly. Without drama, don't show neighbours that you are moving by calling Capital Movers Trucks!, no, by this time you should have got enough cash to furnish your safe house at Kinoo and start anew! Then drive out as if you're going shopping with your kids to your new peaceful house, to new neighbours who do not know what you've been through and start a brand new life. Its always safe to leave when he is not home, very safe. [just to make sure they don't rat on you, ask the househelp to prepare githeri for supper and ask your gate-man to clean the other car since you want to use later] to make them believe you'll be back!


What if he is some poor dude? Well, that makes it easier to deal with!

• If its a POOR stinkin' skank beating you up everyday, shaaaame on you! if the police won't help, call ALL your brothers and man-friends and beat his fugly ass up. Buy a Masai whip, beat him up and avenge all the hot slaps he gave you! take his money, burn his clothes, and run! far away. If you live in Kisumu, just move to Kiambu, he will never find you! He will never dare to beat a woman again! That's what hardcore angry chicks do!

Smarten up, Plan, Leave, Find Peace; peace in a bedsitter is way better than a violent, sad life in the mansion!

I'm Out! 

©NjokiGoodBadGirl™2015

There Are NO Nice Guys Here, Just Losers!

Nice guys? what nice guys? who is a nice guy? the guy that cannot object or decode whatever direct bullshit I tell him? the guy who waits till i tell him where we should hang out on Friday? the soft-spoken guy that lets all girls hang on to him when they are broke? NO! That's a sham! These are NOT nice guys, these are timid, deceitful, emotionally disturbed, weak-kneed, sympathy extorting wussies who are too chicken to do anything about everything. 

Yo' Spineless guys pretending to be nice guys:

•You are NOT a nice guy just because you are smart and too quiet to say 'hi' to your crush! -you're a flop!

•You are NOT a nice guy just because you let girls use you and get away with it -i mean use your money, time and energy and you don't even get a kiss! - you're gullible!

•YOU are NOT a nice guy just because you speak so soft like a girl, don't fight back and every guy picks on you! - you are a chicken!

•YOU are NOT a nice guy just because you always send girls airtime and bundles and they wont even text you! -you're deludable!

•YOU are NOT a nice guy just because you are always moody and a loner! - you are Boring!

•YOU are NOT a nice guy just because you want to marry a chick before you even try to kiss her or even know where she lives  - you are plain desperate!

The wrongly tagged boys as "nice" guys are guys without the nerve to tell their friends that they do not want them smoking in their bedroom or getting in their houses with dirty shoes. These wrongly named nice guys let other people step on them all over, use them in every way, borrow money without returning and what not. They are plain self abasing doormats! These are NOT nice guys! they are a group of wimpish ball-less guys pretending to be the victims of niceness!

The guy who is [wrongly] called a nice guy is actually a namby-pamby guy who just pretends to be a saint, who pretends that he is not interested in sleeping with the girl that listened to him long enough, the guy that pretends he has no idea where tits grow at. This guy is a complete pervert, you would be amazed by the things he does to himself in his bedroom just because he was so fraidy-cat to talk a girl into his room.

A Real Nice Guy is  a secure Man who respects me, who treats me well, who speaks his mind and also listens to me as much as i listen to him, gives me my freedom as much as i give him! A NICE guy to me after all this, is a confident champion, courageous, smart, gentle, self-respecting and intelligent enough to speak to me anyway, since to him, he will have tried on his part if i respectfully reject his advances.

BUT! a nice guy is Not the cowardly guy who gets sweaty palms and butterflies every time i say 'hi' to him,that one is just a bundle of freaky nerves!

Guys claiming to be nice; I just want you to grow some balls, acting like A Man is NOT being a jerk, being violent, being a stupid man-whore in the name of a bad boy, neither is it being all arrogant, nor being a pain in the sphincter, its about loving, respecting and accepting yourself, having the courage and confident to step out and step up!

If you're a guy walking around, thinking and acting around as underprivileged and wobbling in self pity in the name of "you are all nice" sissy! just Man Up! you are not a victim, you are a freakin' pantywaist!

PS: Nice guys have never finished last, they are never in the match in the first place!

Thank me later dudes!

I'm Out!

©Njoki_GoodBadGirl™ 2015

That Bedroom Bully

We have to do too much nowadays as women just to please a man. just the other day, it used to be just a warm accepting smile, preparing his bath, productive conversations, a pat on the back after a job well done, faithfulness, satisfying sex, a few kids and good food. 

Now we gotta 'tongue tickle' the balls, shove a pointing finger in his ass, hand rub the freaking shaft as he drives or eats his dinner, take a dick up our virgin ass, suck the fudging tip slowly, swallow their loads, moan how he likes it and still walk vagina to the kitchen and still make him a sandwich.

Refuse to do things that do not sit right with you.

Girls, take him seriously when he confesses that his fetish is sleeping with his own sex in his future! take him very seriously when he says he is bi-sexual when you are dating and before sleeping with him, cuz you know what, he will either cheat on your ass or want to shove it in your ass to satisfy his dreams! that's how it goes! we get busy thinking these people are kidding when they are actually not kidding at all! When he tells you beat all his ex girlfriends up, you better believe you shall be in that count sooner than you think! When he calls you a bitch, that's what he sees when he looks at you! An elephant rarely changes its dung size just because it found greener pastures!

Ladies we got to make tight decisions about our own life, we don't have to let some lame ass boys tell us we won't be cool girlfriends when we refuse their ideas of great or boring sex. Its your life, you must decide what you will 'die' for! just because he says he likes it in the ass doesn't mean you must respect it! if it goes against what you deeply feel or believe in, you must respect your own gut feeling too, cuz most things start from the mind! 

Ladies you don't have to be a slave to anyone, don't let him put his dick anywhere you have a hole space on, next he will go ahead and put it in your ear hole since its tighter! its your body YOU must decide what you prefer going in where and how! coz after you please him under pressure and under the fear of him leaving-what happens next? he gon' love you forever? he gon' marry you? he'll pay for your therapist after anal sex trauma? buy you diapers before you get used to it?  has he even paid your dowry to deserve all that subserviency? does he even know your last name as on Mpesa?! Puhlleez! 

Always have it with a man who respects you, it doesn't take long to examine if some dude respects you, just listen to him, observe him , pay attention to his texts, and you will take notice of where he places you on the respect radar! Just because you give him hot sex does not warrant him to disrespect you! What does he mean he wants you ass after a year? how did he finally get all exploring? he must have tasted it elsewhere! girl, you choose who you stay with, its your vijayvay handle it with care and respect!

Hey girl, who had asked how to deal with these "anal-lizing sex" kind of silly demands from her man, follow your heart, if you cannot live with it, don't do it, if it makes you feel good go ahead and have all of  it up yo' ass! if you do not want to even try it, just tell him that you don't like it and if he gets mad at you, Dump him! 

I cannot advice much you on bedroom matters cuz we all have different likes and fetishes, take your man for example... However, if i were you, i would buy a huge hard plastic faux dick and ask him to bend over and let me shove it in his ass, if he dislikes it, well...

Love and Respect yourself first before anybody else can! 

Thank me later!

I'm out!

Njoki_TheGoodBadGirl ©2015

The Friend Zone And How To Get Out Of The Friggin' Trap!

There's no sweater and safer thing as to having an intimate relationship with someone who was once your best friend because the kind friendship grows into a healthy relationship since you know each other well. 

The friend-zone is that sad, lonely, grey area we all detest being kept at by people we secretly like. However, we are kept there when we are busy and quietly crushing on someone and we keep it to ourselves. 

Men mostly fall into this gloomy side of the fence and most are too lame to do anything about it. When you are in the friend zone, its so bad that you are NOT considered good enough for dating leave alone a one night stand! However sometimes, the other person may not actually be interested in you as you imagine and that's why they keep you deep in the pits of the friend zone

When you are in the freaking friend zone, you are not seen as sexually attractive by the other person. You either change their mind by words or you change how they see you physically for a start.

How do you just get out of the cold friend-zone? 


•Just Freaking Tell Her!

Grow some balls! Show that girl that you like her and if she doesn't get it, just tell her straight to her face, otherwise you'll go ahead and waste years of your life being nice to someone who doesn't give a damn about you, or someone who see's you as daddy she never had. Just tell her! [If you are the girl, you cannot propose a relationship to a guy, you can only positively respond to his advances if you are certain you like him back. When he asks you to go somewhere, ask him if its a date and show that you're happy that it is a date, just to hint to him that you like him back and show you're glad he has arranged a date for you!]

•Ask Her Out!

Man, If you're so afraid to tell her you like her as a lover and not as a sister to her face, ask her out on a date! tell her that there's a place you think she will like and you want to have your first date over there. If you can't speak out this words Mr. mousy, freaking text her! this information and wait for the reaction. Ladies like guys with guts, that's why the bad boys get everything, because they have cutthroat guts and they get straight to the point even though they are known jerks!


•Treat Her Like Any Other Girl You Like!

When you treat a girl you love like she is one of your sisters, she will never ever like you and she will always see you as a brother no matter how many painful gifts you buy her, This brotherly treatment goes on because you've shown her you are okay with it. If you like a girl and want to get a date, treat her like someone you want to sleep with and not like that sister-buddy you place on some [respect-careful] pedestal. When you like a girl who is in the circle of your 'best friends' , treat her like you really want it to be an intimate relationship, that's the only way a girl can notice your intention and if she likes you back, she will reciprocate it, if she doesn't, cut your loses and move on!

•Play A Little Scarce and Engaged!

Pretty girls can be smooth users. When you show a girl that you'll be stepped on, such that she can actually ask you to apply nail polish on her toes, to brush her hair, undo her old braids, to drive her to see her boyfriend and still not 'need' a favor back, if you hope to be her lover, you're doomed. 
Be unavailable and very ungettable to her 80 percent of all the time she will call on you, don't always show up every time she tells you her boyfriend left her - tell her you're busy even when you're not, you can even lie that you're taking a girl you met out on a date. This way she will notice that you have a life outside hers! 
Some guys act like they are some chicks gay best friends. Gay best friends [men] are the best friends a girl can have, they're always there to wipe your tears, to help you cook and shop, to help you fold your shirts, gossip etc and you comfortably let them in your bedroom without issues! So! if you're tired of her friend zoning you deep into the gay buddy area, be straight up with her and get a life! you're not an ambulance to handle her emergencies or are you?


•Make Her Go Green With Jealousy!

You can never fail when you make a woman jealous! When you really like her but she is too "alpha" female, so much that you cannot speak to her with sexual innuendos, ask her for her most beautiful friend's contacts, and tell her that you like her friend and you want to take that friend out on a romantic date and tell her you hope she will say yes! This kind of information makes us as girls realize that we are about to lose such a good guy who arranges romantic dates in the middle of the week. If a girl gives you her number straight without objecting or holding back a little, boy, she doesn't like you as you imagined! 


...We girls friend-zone the guys with no balls, no nerve whatsoever, those lame guys without a backbone that want to act like they are our little brothers out to please us to get a few notes, those overly nice guys that want to act like they are our gay-best-friends [and i repeat, a gay best friend [male] is the best friend a girl can have.] There's nothing great as hearing a man declare his love, in words and in actions, but not those lame-ass actions! 

Guys, you need to impress a girl you like, dress up, be attractive and change your style so good that she notices it! because your predicament may be coming from the way you dress, it might be so fugly that she doesn't like it, Try wearing a fitting suit, try be touchy when she touches you when she is LOL'ing, surprise her by touching her back romantically but gentlemanly [no ass and boob grabbing], she will be shocked by your guts! and you'll probably have changed her mind. 

Wake the hell up and be that Alpha male that all girls want! a girl will want you when other girls want you as well, cuz GIRLS LOVE COMPETITION! 

Thank Me Later! :)

With Love,
Njoki- TheGoodBadGirl ©2015

The Official Girl For Girl Code Of Conduct

People have shown to tear down others to gain love, fake confidence, positions and favors. It looks ugly on you especially if you're a woman trying to get some guy to like you, it doesn't work that way, women as history has proved all the way from the days of Samson can be schemers, too bad that in today's world, women scheme against each other.

As a woman, you do not need to "warn" a man against another woman - not when she is your friend, in any case, let him find out for himself, who knows, he might just fall in love with what you hate in that girl. Minimizing another's worth, wont raise yours. Man pleasing is exhausting!

1. Thou shall not Slut Shame; do not tell men negative things about another girl, telling guys that a certain chick - who is no longer your friend is now a common whore is uncalled for, unless the guy in question is your brother, you only end up looking silly and jealous, let another girl prosper!

2. Thou shall not fight with the other woman when you find out the guy has been playing you, its not her fault, its HIS fault, he is the liar, and you two or five of you are just victims, join up and beat the hell out of that guy. Never ever fight the other woman over a cheating man!

3. Thou shall not go running to another woman's parents to tell them how bad their daughter behaves here in the city, its none of your business, mind your own. The only thing you can do is tell her when she does wrong, if she doesn't listen, its always sweeter to say "i told you so"!

4. Thou shall not, tell on your girlfriend to their boss, to gain an upper hand, it never goes well, the boss realizes how untrustworthy you are after using then dumping you for the next one. He will not say it, but he will show you how trifling you are!

5. Thou shall not let your girlfriend walk around with a green veggie on her front teeth or even lipstick just because you're afraid of how she'll react when you tell her! let her dislike you for your honesty!

6. Thou shall not leave your girl at the club all alone, just because you found a guy you liked or just because some of your old buddies showed up and decided to go to another joint. She might say its alright, but its never okay to leave her like that. Never dump your gilfriend/s for some dude!

7. Thou shall not tag your girlfriend a photo she does not like or she has not approved! even if you just want to be funny, its never funny to tag someone in a photo where they're looking all ugly just because you look good in the frame!

8. Thou shall not tell on her secrets just because you have stopped talking, its never fair, remember she knows your dirt too. Once you gossip about the issues she told you in confidence, you look stupid to those you are telling to, even though they might not tell you, they wont ever trust you enough to let you in their circle! 

9. Thou shall not add a third or fourth person in drinking spree you arranged when you were just two of you or three, without the consent of the other/others. It's always a spoiler. Do not add new friends without discussing with the others first.

10. Thou shall not just let a girl walk around in town with some "big red map" of her period on her white skirt just because you do not know her, just holler at her and tell her nicely and hand her a sanitary towel, if she insults you, she is the moron, not you. "Tenda wema nenda zako"


11. Thou shall not start dating or sleeping their ex behind their back. Tell them if you really really have to go there, although its never a good idea. It makes you look like you were just waiting for the chance. Leave her ex alone, men are in plenty out here!

12. Thou shall not let the other group of girls defame/critisize your girlfriend/s, never contribute to the gossip, always defend your group or your friend in question, always defend your girl's reputation, have your girl's back always!

13. Thou shall not let her boyfriend continue playing her when you know what's going on very well, be honest. Girls are not good listeners when it comes to this matters, but tell her anyway. Its better to lose that friendship for that friendship. They'll thank you later after another heartbreak. cuz a cheater is always a cheater.

14. Thou shall not ever ever be spotted watching a man, or men humiliate another female even when you do not know her. If you cannot help physically, call the cops, call for help, just do anything but walking away! remember the saying: every dog has its day!

15. Thou shall not let your girlfriend get out of the house in an ugly dress, too much make up that makes her look scary or fugly hair, always tell them the truth, if the hot pants look ridiculous, tell them so, that's what friends are for! 

16. Thou shall not let another woman's child step right in the middle of danger just because you hate his mother and you really want her to learn a lesson. Its never fair to the innocent child. I see sisters who let their sister's child suffer just because they're not talking to each other, watching as your sister's kid eat their poop cuz you can't touch to clean them, its utterly immature and wicked to do such things at the cost of a child! you shall have a child too, karma is a bad bad bitch, that i assure you!

17. Thou shall not run away from your responsibilities just because some guy left you, just because you want to have fun, if you cannot take care of your child, hire someone to do it for you, that child is growing he or she is watching; you get what you give.

18. Thou shall not throw your friendship away for a guy, when you like the same guy both of you must sit down and agree to drop him! and no one should cheat and duck back to the guy, shit always happens and someone comes back crying, these guys who run after friends know exactly what they're doing.

19. If a girl shows you her boyfriend's nooky pictures, thou shall not secretly tell the guy what you've been shown! including when she narrates the good sex she's been having, you should never run over to the guy to get laid too! This never ends well.

20. Thou shalt never ever ever dream or think of "stealing" your girlfriend's man - if he is a pencil , or even  drugging him just to get laid. They will somehow get back together and you'll be left out in the cold friendless, because all the other friends won't want you either.

Girls, you do not become stronger, more beautiful, more secure by ratting on other girls. It makes you look childish, shallow, insecure, cheap, and a petty basic chick who cannot be trusted.

Be classy and graceful, always walk away from shit that can't build you!

I'm Out!

Njoki_TheGoodBadGirl  ©2015

Types Of Ludicrous Women Guys Come Across While Dating

Dating is a piece of work! I got to admit that guys also have a hard time trying to get the right women to kick life around with. The dating process is never easy, not even for me. Depending on who and when, i can be the unavailable, the mysterious or whatever i choose to be just to piss someone away or just to test persistence. Guys, when a girl plays you like this, she either genuinely doesn't like you, or she is weighing your perseverance to see how deep and serious you are with her. I'm a girl i know better :)

We all have across all these types of great but a little nutty women. some are our friends, our sisters, your girlfriend and even your wife. Since no one is really perfect, we should only accept those people with levels of craziness we can afford to live with. Always gauge, and decide if its tolerable.

•Annie Undecided - This chick is never sure whether she really likes you or its just lack of a better guy. She doesn't know whether she wants to have sex with you or not. She has no idea whether she will really want to spend her afternoon or night with you or she just wants to be alone. But wait until she hears you were spotted with some beautiful girl somewhere, she will go green with jealousy! but still, she will not be sure what she wants to do with you.

•Irene Insecure - This chick will never give you peace because of her insecurity issues, she will want to know where you are and whom you are with every thirty minutes. She will bite her nails till nothing is left if you dare go unavailable on call. She is always afraid that you might wake up one day and leave her. She does not believe in herself [she thinks she is too fat or too skinny and cries frequently about it] neither does she trust you enough. She will go ahead and pour beetroot juice on any girl that smiles at you at the party. Avoid her if you are seriously considering a quiet sane 'serious' relationship.

• Maggie Marry me now! or i'll yell! - This is that chick that want you to marry her during or immediately the first date. This chick will freak your guts out by telling you the kind of wedding dress she must wear at her upcoming wedding [with you], and you must tell her if your mom is a great mother in law as well. This chick will not give you peace until you can get her an engagement ring in the second week of meeting her. Man, you'll have a hard time dealing with this one if you had no intention to stay. If you already accepted her, good luck buddy!

• Catrina Criticizer - This is the chick that will never admit or even recognize when you do something great, she always finds faults in what you wear, the job you do, and how you chew your food, how you walk after visiting the loo... This chick criticizes your friends and demands that you must stop hanging out with them. This relationship will only work when you are a loner, and emotionless, such that you don't get hurt easily.

• Whining Winnie - Winnie will not let you breath, she will still complain no matter what birthday gift you get her. She will complain even if you took her to a five star hotel for lunch. She will always be at your ears whining all day and night. She will whine that you were too rough and when you go easy, she will whine that you were a sissy. Winnie only shuts up only when you tell her she is cute. She is a compliments fisher even though she never ever compliments you. She will complain that you do not lover her even after buying her perfume worth a fortune on your anniversary. 

• Talking Truphena - This chick is like talking tom, [i think she is talking tom's mom]. She never shuts her gob up even without drowning some guarana's, she is a natural! She talks on and on and on without taking a breather, she doesn't even let you finish your sentences before jumping in. At parties she will want to speak on your behalf because she believes -and will let you hear it that she has the "thing", she is more eloquent than you, she is better off than you speaking in public! she will interrogate you endless, to death instead of talking nicely or waiting for you to answer for peace's sake. She is great for you if you hate public speaking. Her speed of talking is faster than light.

• Lydia The Liar - She has that innocent face but this chick will lie to you on your face! She will tell you she ain' eating your sugar when she got particles on her lip. She will lie to you that her side nigga [one you've been hearing about] is her cousin even if you find them in your bed together. She will without flinching, tell you she doesn't have any kids and makes you believe she is still eighteen, only to find out she has a thirteen year old child at her mother's in the village.

• Partying Penina - She is a beautiful woman, she can cook, this chick may be twenty eight but she is still a crawling party animal, she still recognizes Ladies night, Members nights, Saturday night drinking spree all the way to Sunday  break a leg evening. When you refuse to take her to her parties she will not hesitate going with her male friends. When you have a baby after two years, she will want to go out with her friends when the baby is three weeks old. she is a YOLO kind of chick. She will never grow out of this. 

• Betraying Beatrice - This chick is cute, she will cheat on you today and when you forgive her, you will still find her in bed with your mechanic. She betrays you over and over, she sends thugs to steal from you then she pretends she knows nothing about it, but her bucketful of waterworks and the promises she swears touch you to the core and you fall for it once again! Man, if you already have this, its a prison you'll have a hard time getting out of.

• Dorothy The Drama Queen - Whoa! who isn't tired of drama queens! am a girl and i dislike them too, these chicks do not give  a damn whether its her female friends or dudes, she will still scream her drama all over the place. When you hang out with her, you will always expect a fight at the club which she will have started. She is a freak in attention seeking and she seeks it everywhere including crying because her nail broke and when she has an imaginary cold.

• No Communication Carol - This chick always ask for airtime from you, but she will never ever call you or reply to your texts. She replies with one worded answers [yeah, hey, lol, cool ] and she makes the communication so brief you'd think she is a fugitive speaking code on the other end. [Man, this type is usually not that into you].

• Mary Mysterious - You will never find out who her friends are, where she lives or where she really hangs out. You will never meet her mother or even see her naked body. You will never find out what she really does with her life. You only meet her in your house or where she asks you to pick her and that's it! She is very difficult to crack. If you love the mysterious girl, that's your soulmate!

• Beryl Bribe Me First - This one is like a cop, you must bribe her first to get anything out of her. For you to have sex, you must buy a basket-full of chocolate and a bouquet of roses for her. You MUST do something for her to get her to be nice to you. Every time! 

•Fanatical Fiona - She is holier than thou, this chick is into stuff she takes way too serious. When its religion, instead of talking about your relationship and how it will go ahead, you'll be arguing your voices away how and why Jonah was swallowed by the big fish, and if the fish was really really anointed, you'll be arguing when the rapture will happen. If she is a reading freak, she will force you to start reading her type of books and believing in her believes as well and when you don't follow "her teachings" you're totally screwed!

• Snooping Susan - When you want to be with this girl, you better be as pure as snow. She will stalk you on Facebook and complain about silly posts you made back in 2008' when you were 19 . She will wait on you to put that phone down so that she can check who you've been texting and its better be your boss because she will call all the female names on the calls log! to tell them to keep off her man! You cannot cheat because she will snoop on you till she finds out the truth, and probably kill you. With miss snoopy, you just have to be faithful if you want to live. She is a good catch if being monitored is your turn on.

•Clingy Clara - This one is a good chick, she is always at your arm clinging on like a baby. Thou shalt never worry where your baby at. She is everywhere you are, she has no life outside your relationship, even if you left her at home doing the dishes, she will just appear like magic at the joint where you'll be watching football with the boys and demand to sit next to you so she can gauge how much you'll drink or say than night.

• Unavailable Alice  - She is pretty, intelligent, a survivor, kind of proud, she doesn't care much about what people think or say, and she pays her bills, this chick is never available, she never picks her calls, she is not certain whether she wants to be in a  relationship or not. Most times is when she is on voicemail. She is never online, and you have no idea when you'll hear or see her next, she is like the wind. [Guys, if you're in this position with such a girl you like, just write her an email or a letter and send it to her mailing address, you'll be surprised, this type does not fool around and probably thinks you want to waste her precious time]

•Money! Money! Monalisa - When you don't have money, you DO NOT exist to her. She is beautiful, honest and she lets you know that when you get broke you can forget her ass as well. No romance without finance! yeah! remember this 90's song? its the song on her mind all year [i love the song too], she has no "official" source of salary, but she has everything electronic your CEO doesn't have whether you give her huge amounts of money or not. She is using you and you know if, but since is a trophy for you to show off, you take it in nice and slow, then take poison when she finally leaves for a richer guy.

Choices, as they say, have consequences! 

PS. Outer Beauty out here mostly is just a mask to hide all the ugly characteristics-NJokiGBG


With Love,
Njoki_TheGoodBadGirl ©2015