There are
times as a woman you feel angry at the world, angry at everyone, all people
annoy the hell out of you, this is the time you stand at your balcony and
scream at the world because the scorching sunshine came out too early. This is
the time you feel like you won’t complete an assignment and the boss with his
job can go to hell. This is the time that a glass will fall from the sink and
break on the floor and you walk out of it without collecting the pieces. PMS
makes you Bipolar!
You’ve
even heard someone say “she is PMS’ing just understand” yeah, the PMS issue is real.
It cracks into women’s moods, emotions, thoughts and libidos.
Premenstrual
syndrome (PMS) is the name given to the physical, psychological and behavioural
symptoms that can occur in the two weeks before a woman's monthly period – and in
others even afterwards. It is also known as period blues, and in a more severe
form it’s called Premenstrual dysphoric disorder (PMDD)! During this period a woman experiences hormonal
and chemical disturbances and fluctuations that influence her behavior and
feelings.
Some of us act as if we are high [not once have i been asked if I'm high on something].
Some
women will eat all the food in the fridge and eat all the kinds of goodies
capable of making them fat – a thing they never do other times. The stomach
becomes a bottomless pit, especially for all the bad- for -your -health stuff.
Some lose
interest in sex- when a lady suddenly do not want sex and gives you the headache
excuse, please understand it’s a PMS problem this are the times that even diarrhea
and bloating happens, so when she says no, please understand, turn over and
sleep.
Some don’t
want to see people in their way and even a male close to them , worse a man
trying to talk to her – you’ll see a lady that liked you 13hours ago, looking
at you as if you’ve just landed from planet Mars. Please understand that PMS is
a bully it makes our breast all tender – so when she doesn’t want a hug, please
keep your distance. This imbalance brings us acne on your foreheads or cheeks
and this is the time you are NOT allowed to ask a lady what that huge reddish Pimple
on her face is!
Some don’t
want to hear greetings not even the “good morning”, we get all irritable and wait till you say
something silly so that we can lash back at you. We’ll actually ignore you,
more so if we really don’t like you. With this kind of drama, please check in
later like after two weeks, everything will be okay by then.
Some do
not want do anything else apart from sleeping the whole day – When a woman is
actually on it, she gets all lazy and a husband may get his super full of salt,
unmade bed, bad hair and the hard headed children will get a good whipping for
not lowering the TV volume to a three. It’s that serious.
Some get
all suicidal [ever wonder why people you don’t expect to update suicide
thoughts do? Now you know], PMS should be considered a syndrome that requires
space and time, this shit is never easy to get along. It makes a girl feel lonely
and unloved and if you playfully call her a bitch you might have committed the
crime of your life cuz that could be the end, she will feel so insulted and
undeserving to live anymore and she will paint her social media all sad, underachieved,
a failure, alone and suicidal – PMS is not funny at all – It causes Depression
and depression is not a joke, with PMS a girl will cry for no reason or look
for a reason to cry. Crazy right?
Some get
all horny and desire to have sex will everything they see, even her dads buddy!
getting all horny and flirty with any likable guy that comes along, these dudes
get ten times sexier at this time. Guys please don’t praise yourselves when the
pretty girl or a girl that ignores you 98% of the time all over sudden replies
to your flirty texts and two weeks later she ignores you like you don’t exist, These feelings are nature's trickery into reproduction.
Blame it on the PMS monster.
Others
become the monster itself, you’ll see a girl acting all “bitchy”, picking
fights allover and yelling around as if she’s being paid for it. All you can do
as a guy is shake your head and move along, till it’s over. PMS makes ladies
real mean. A guy will be like "hi" and get a "piss off" as the response!
Your Real Girl,
Njoki, GoodBadGirl
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