I'm a girl, a woman, a lady depending on how you see things, i have left guys on a first date and never spoke to them again or agreed to see them again without giving a reason. A very small mistake gives me cold feet no matter how hot and loaded the fella is. Guys do the same thing, once a guy meets the seemingly sweet good mannered girl who can chew mouth-closed, and the chick comes out 100% ratchet, he runs for his dear life when he is a man who respects himself and his reputation or stature.
They may say that its not you and that its them, but the truth remains that it is really YOU.
Guys say that their girlfriends left 'without a reason'. The truth of the matter is, there is always a very good reason, the problem is just that you are never told what YOU DID or did not do. Girls think the guy just woke up and left without a reason, but there's always a reason unknown to you, valid reason or impossibly unreasonably irrational.
Most Probable Reasons She Left You...
•First, you come out as a complete jerk
You talk with your mouth open when full of food. You never liked her mother or friends and you told her so on the first date. You also told her that she needs to lose weight to look more attractive on your third date. And that she should start threading her brows and be ready for orgies that you really are into.
•You are irritatingly shallow.
She is a grown woman you're 32 and she is looking for a relationship where both of you will 'grow' and get somewhere, but your idea of dating is raving at the downtown clubs... and you still plait corn rows and put on those rose rings.
•You Talked too much.
On your first date, you made her a listener while you spoke all through about yourself, your life, what you own, how great your mother can cook and the business you're launching very soon and that you'll give her a job as a secretary so that you can have her all to yourself in the office....yada yada yada yada- without breathing. jeez! that is tiring!
•You don't use deodorant.
When you showed up at her door with that football jersey, you had come from your fieldwork project or whatever...and you were stinking. You did not think it was rude and repulsive to go to a date with a girl that likes you smelling all fresh. You did not care about impressing her so she was pissed off.
•Your breath stinks.
You went to the third date and just when she was really getting comfortable to want to kiss you, you had eaten fish and you never cleaned your mouth or bothered to buy orbit for a faux fresh breath at the least.
•You come out sounding all goal-less.
You are 27 and your main ambition is to be a huge platinum rap artiste in Kenya! You are still saving up money from small projects that you do for you debut album and this is the only thing that matters to you, all day long, all year long, and you actually send her all your singles on whats-app to listen.
•You presented liar syndrome
She just went through your facebok just to see you are in 'a relationship' with another chick. and you never said anything about it. [social media is a sell-out...fyi], she went through your comments on other girls stuff and you're so into shameless flirting.
•You're chronically boring.
You never have anything to talk about when you meet apart from sex and how you will be laying her good in the night-shift. This lady being a grown woman, sees you as chronically silly. Later on, You completely ignore her until you need sex or when you need your ego massaged or is it your manhood?..Then at your second chance date you were hands on your smartphone, chatting your attention away since 'online' can't hold up till your date ends.
•You're claim 'super busy'
You are even busier than the CEO of USA. You never called her after your first date and on calling after two weeks , your explanation was you were very busy at work. You made her wonder what was going on. No one is Ever too busy. That's always a lame excuse.
Your Communication skills suck bigtime! She gave you her number and you never called back or even text. You called three months later when she already dating someone else. You're a loser if you thought she would wait to find out your interest with zero communication. WE girls,value communication, and the more you speak to us, and take us out to a date the more the connection between us grows. Out of Sight, Out Of Mind. You are a cave man, if you do not make efforts to communicate at all.
•You're a possessive insecure ass clown.
You are already demanding that she cannot speak to her poor friends and your male friends. You present 'angry' anytime you see near a male, and also present those silly fights. [Lord knows i have insecure, possessive maniacs!] You are suffocating 'her' with your possessiveness and man drama in case you thought you're being 'so Conan'! when we say we want protection, we don't mean that crap!
•You are a sex maniac its sex, sex and more.
The only topic you thoroughly know and yap about is sex, how you will lay her hard, get her pregnant and do a paternity test because you don't trust 'bitches'. You yap how good you are in bed and how every girl praises your prowess and power between your legs. You tell her that you even like it deep in the ass.
•You're painfully Inconsiderate.
She is a single mother that lives with her child and on the first date, you have already asked her to take the child to her mother or baby daddy so that you can move in with her. You told her it will be more fun just the two of you having the house all to yourselves...If you don't like kids, freakin' leave single mamas alone! then you really like giving unwarranted advice on her body matters... if you don't like her body, leave her alone! bodies cant change in a day.
•You're a complete ass.
You dared take a woman's phone-call DURING your date and talked for ten good minutes without even excusing your self. It's such a turn off. It was even worse your smartphone was damn loud she could hear her chuckling on the other end. If you tried to show how much airtime you have or prove that you're on post paid tariff, or how much busy you are that you get loads of calls, i got news for you, that's a complete dating fail.
•You're so damn bad in bed.
You've been together six months now and you are terrible in bed. the only thing you are good at is dozing away after..... You are not exciting or open minded to try stuff out and that's is why she never returned your calls ever after.
•You're DIM
When you speak, she cannot see any future with you. You dare talk much about how much you will never get married, since women all jerks and are all golddiggers and you'd rather remain single forever than get married to any female. You even told her you're in for the fun of it. [No serious woman will stay when you're such a meat head].
•Wondering Wonder.
You make her dissect and over think whether you really love her. you make her go checking you social media out for CLUES because she is not sure whether you really care. She sees you online on Facebook all day and you never post anything, comment on anything or even say hi to her on chat or even a call. You make her wonder if you love or even like her at all or just wasting her minutes. You cause her to feel desperate. You make her be the one to ask you out and ask how its all going down.
•Wandering penis.
She saw a text pop up that suggests you just had sex that afternoon, or another that suggests that you are either married or getting laid tonight since she is not agreeing to follow you to the cheap guest house that night. You gave her a lift in your car, and at the corner you pulled over just to undress her and date rape her because you can and because you're a crazy ass, you think her no means yes.
•You are a TEST-icle. And A Text'-icle
You re terribly irritating with silly sexts, and texts, you never call, even after six months, you just sext,over and over and over, then you enjoy testing her out with silly games using your friends, you actually enjoy testing her out by setting her up with some guy then spy on her to see if she will fall for it, just to test if she fits into your ideal girlfriend material. Guys, everyone hates being tested, its not funny and its a big turn off..plus the first thing you did after she gave you her whats-app number is send her a dick pic'. Loser Behaviors!
Truth Is, When You're shady, When Your Social Behavior Is annoying, Your Gang-Best Friend's Are Downright Immature , You Will Never See That Person You Liked, Again.
Sincerely
©Njoki-TheGood-BadGirl
They may say that its not you and that its them, but the truth remains that it is really YOU.
Guys say that their girlfriends left 'without a reason'. The truth of the matter is, there is always a very good reason, the problem is just that you are never told what YOU DID or did not do. Girls think the guy just woke up and left without a reason, but there's always a reason unknown to you, valid reason or impossibly unreasonably irrational.
Most Probable Reasons She Left You...
•First, you come out as a complete jerk
You talk with your mouth open when full of food. You never liked her mother or friends and you told her so on the first date. You also told her that she needs to lose weight to look more attractive on your third date. And that she should start threading her brows and be ready for orgies that you really are into.
•You are irritatingly shallow.
She is a grown woman you're 32 and she is looking for a relationship where both of you will 'grow' and get somewhere, but your idea of dating is raving at the downtown clubs... and you still plait corn rows and put on those rose rings.
•You Talked too much.
On your first date, you made her a listener while you spoke all through about yourself, your life, what you own, how great your mother can cook and the business you're launching very soon and that you'll give her a job as a secretary so that you can have her all to yourself in the office....yada yada yada yada- without breathing. jeez! that is tiring!
•You don't use deodorant.
When you showed up at her door with that football jersey, you had come from your fieldwork project or whatever...and you were stinking. You did not think it was rude and repulsive to go to a date with a girl that likes you smelling all fresh. You did not care about impressing her so she was pissed off.
•Your breath stinks.
You went to the third date and just when she was really getting comfortable to want to kiss you, you had eaten fish and you never cleaned your mouth or bothered to buy orbit for a faux fresh breath at the least.
•You come out sounding all goal-less.
You are 27 and your main ambition is to be a huge platinum rap artiste in Kenya! You are still saving up money from small projects that you do for you debut album and this is the only thing that matters to you, all day long, all year long, and you actually send her all your singles on whats-app to listen.
•You presented liar syndrome
She just went through your facebok just to see you are in 'a relationship' with another chick. and you never said anything about it. [social media is a sell-out...fyi], she went through your comments on other girls stuff and you're so into shameless flirting.
•You're chronically boring.
You never have anything to talk about when you meet apart from sex and how you will be laying her good in the night-shift. This lady being a grown woman, sees you as chronically silly. Later on, You completely ignore her until you need sex or when you need your ego massaged or is it your manhood?..Then at your second chance date you were hands on your smartphone, chatting your attention away since 'online' can't hold up till your date ends.
•You're claim 'super busy'
You are even busier than the CEO of USA. You never called her after your first date and on calling after two weeks , your explanation was you were very busy at work. You made her wonder what was going on. No one is Ever too busy. That's always a lame excuse.
Your Communication skills suck bigtime! She gave you her number and you never called back or even text. You called three months later when she already dating someone else. You're a loser if you thought she would wait to find out your interest with zero communication. WE girls,value communication, and the more you speak to us, and take us out to a date the more the connection between us grows. Out of Sight, Out Of Mind. You are a cave man, if you do not make efforts to communicate at all.
•You're a possessive insecure ass clown.
You are already demanding that she cannot speak to her poor friends and your male friends. You present 'angry' anytime you see near a male, and also present those silly fights. [Lord knows i have insecure, possessive maniacs!] You are suffocating 'her' with your possessiveness and man drama in case you thought you're being 'so Conan'! when we say we want protection, we don't mean that crap!
•You are a sex maniac its sex, sex and more.
The only topic you thoroughly know and yap about is sex, how you will lay her hard, get her pregnant and do a paternity test because you don't trust 'bitches'. You yap how good you are in bed and how every girl praises your prowess and power between your legs. You tell her that you even like it deep in the ass.
•You're painfully Inconsiderate.
She is a single mother that lives with her child and on the first date, you have already asked her to take the child to her mother or baby daddy so that you can move in with her. You told her it will be more fun just the two of you having the house all to yourselves...If you don't like kids, freakin' leave single mamas alone! then you really like giving unwarranted advice on her body matters... if you don't like her body, leave her alone! bodies cant change in a day.
•You're a complete ass.
You dared take a woman's phone-call DURING your date and talked for ten good minutes without even excusing your self. It's such a turn off. It was even worse your smartphone was damn loud she could hear her chuckling on the other end. If you tried to show how much airtime you have or prove that you're on post paid tariff, or how much busy you are that you get loads of calls, i got news for you, that's a complete dating fail.
•You're so damn bad in bed.
You've been together six months now and you are terrible in bed. the only thing you are good at is dozing away after..... You are not exciting or open minded to try stuff out and that's is why she never returned your calls ever after.
•You're DIM
When you speak, she cannot see any future with you. You dare talk much about how much you will never get married, since women all jerks and are all golddiggers and you'd rather remain single forever than get married to any female. You even told her you're in for the fun of it. [No serious woman will stay when you're such a meat head].
•Wondering Wonder.
You make her dissect and over think whether you really love her. you make her go checking you social media out for CLUES because she is not sure whether you really care. She sees you online on Facebook all day and you never post anything, comment on anything or even say hi to her on chat or even a call. You make her wonder if you love or even like her at all or just wasting her minutes. You cause her to feel desperate. You make her be the one to ask you out and ask how its all going down.
•Wandering penis.
She saw a text pop up that suggests you just had sex that afternoon, or another that suggests that you are either married or getting laid tonight since she is not agreeing to follow you to the cheap guest house that night. You gave her a lift in your car, and at the corner you pulled over just to undress her and date rape her because you can and because you're a crazy ass, you think her no means yes.
•You are a TEST-icle. And A Text'-icle
You re terribly irritating with silly sexts, and texts, you never call, even after six months, you just sext,over and over and over, then you enjoy testing her out with silly games using your friends, you actually enjoy testing her out by setting her up with some guy then spy on her to see if she will fall for it, just to test if she fits into your ideal girlfriend material. Guys, everyone hates being tested, its not funny and its a big turn off..plus the first thing you did after she gave you her whats-app number is send her a dick pic'. Loser Behaviors!
Truth Is, When You're shady, When Your Social Behavior Is annoying, Your Gang-Best Friend's Are Downright Immature , You Will Never See That Person You Liked, Again.
Sincerely
©Njoki-TheGood-BadGirl
" You're so damn bad in bed." lol poor soul.
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