Don't we ol h8it wen pipo tx lyk dis...arrggg! Besides the texting claptrap used by Nairobi-ans and those out of Nairobi who think its super-cool to text xaxa and the other stomach churning lingo which is excruciatingly annoying every time you open a whats app message, sms,Twitter DM and FB Inbox.
The Claptrap, screams immature so loudly that you get an automatic headache out of it! I physically feel pained to come across the lame stunts online all the time, some of the shit i have never found a second to reply to, it comes as an automatic dismissal. All over social media, the below and a thousand more annoying behaviors from grown ass people are prevalent.
Calling Everyone Hun,Darling, My Love.
•Call me by my name please! You are not allowed to call me and my kind Hun, babes, Bae, Darling etc...on Facebook, nigga i don't know you, you don't have my number- and if i gave you my number maybe it was just business and if socially given then i ignored you after a few, its because i had a high regard for you before but you failed me miserably. Spare me the Hun business till I'm actually your official girlfriend, if ever.
'Sweetening' Everyone
•Jeez even the thought of it gives me a migraine! Ever seen those of the opposite sex who "sweety" everyone and everything on Facebook comments?! NEVER ever call me swirry, or text me xwitty or even sweety, i don't care how cool it sounds to you....Please use my official name. Even when we are close as toes, don't swirry me! [makes me clench my teeth!]
Hopping On Conclusions
•Just because i sent you a smiley doesn't mean I'm your woman, just because i greeted you good morning with a December smile doesn't mean i want you, just because i giggled at your joke doesn't mean i want sex.... please don't go telling everybody that I'm yours, ask me first if I'm interested to that level. Don't even think of writing on my wall about where you'd like us to go when i agree on that date- that wont happen!
I will Block You Threats & Theatrics...
• "Hey why are you ignoring me,Do you want me to block you right now? Who even cares? i block people without warning them as long as they validly get on my personal nerves! If i ignored you, and you are now vexed, please don't ask me if i want you to block me, please block me, there's a good reason why I'm ignoring you and that is evident already. No one is too special, even my mom ignores my woes.
Leaving Announcements
•I'm still amazed by those people who like telling social media that they are back! and when they are leaving social media; "Good bye folks, i will be leaving Facebook for good, Facebook is childish" "Hey guys i wont be available on Facebook for six months i am traveling, see you l8tr" well guess what , WE DON'T CARE! leave and we wont miss you, and if we do miss you we shall let you know, no one is forced to join Facebook and other social media, so leave as quietly as you came in.
Idle Trolls!
• There are those very idle people, they will stalk you, insult you on your post, and friend request all your friends so that you seem closer than you really are. The mighty dumb-asses go ahead to 'gall and bile' all over on Facebook on yours and your friends posts and Facebook articles they have not read- and actually tag you on, they validate the bitter pointless comments by hearsay and the headline. Just like those who got the wrong ID on me when the difference is so clear-cut, Some people just need to piss off.
The Imprecise!
•I'm certain you've spotted those vague posts like "Shit!!!!" "This is annoying..." so that people can get to ask "whats up" a hundred times. while others post "At Kenyatta" so that you can be flooded with "kwani what happened? "sorry" "get well soon" while that moment these turds are somewhere at Hilton square reading all the concerns from the sincerely concerned netizens without answering any of them!
The Con- Marketers!
•Not forgetting the damned marketers, they go posting something online for sale without prices along with the post, fifty comments follow with "how much" and all they can do is be the hundredth and one to comment with "inbox me your numbers" "inbox" seriously what sort of bullshit is this!..Did i just forget those who post their items for sale on your post of item for sale?!
Hash-taggers!
•Then there are those people who will post a whole post on hashtags! did you discover that thing last night? they post a photo of themselves they go like #NjokiChegeMsafi #YuleSweetestNaMnastiest smh.. #TheChickThatGotYourMan #NjokiTheAuthorOfAnnoyingArticles #NJokiFaceoffWithTheWorld #NjokiNoiseMaker Damn it! We get it alright, its tiring!
Then there are those Obnoxious characters with long lame ass names like some i have spotted "Toni yule mras mfyam" "Lydia yule Mtightest" "karo yule Mbaddest Mnoma Kuliko Sistako" "Rogers Kapanya Kabaya" WTF!! is wrong with people? can't you just write your honorable name!!!? Having names like above is immaturity of the highest order.
The Emo-addicts
•Then there are the over users of emoticons especially on text messaging, you write a whole paragraph and some idiot only replies with the :p [the tongue stuck-out emoji]. I hate that emo the most cause' i particularly picture someone doing that tongue out on me in real life and its not an attractive sight to look at!
The Sharing Freaks!
•Those people who will share pictures of every meal, every convo snapshot they had all day long, everything they heard at the neighbors, everything they thought of while they were sitting on the traffic jam...photos of themselves at the dentist getting that tooth removed & then posting the disgusting tooth, others getting puss removed from their wounds and actually taking pictures of the jar of puss to share on Facebook! over-sharing personal disgusting stuff..whatever happened to privacy! Then those people who will tag everyone on their friend list a photo of their cat and the downloaded sunset photo!... We don't care!
The Click-a-holics!
•These are the people that will click on every stupid link they come accross, these links that are obviously spammy go on sending everyone porn or annoying inboxes and of course phishing happens then someone gets all busy announcing how much they have been hacked from here to Kitale.
-Not forgetting the characters who like taking all the annoying quizzes on the internet and sharing the results- who even cares at what age you'll get married, what age you'll die, whether you'll go to heaven, whether you'll be the best husband, what will be written on your tombstone, what animal you'll be in your next life, how attractive and sexy the internet thinks you are...we actually don't care, live the moment, too much fantasy causes mental problems, take your silly quizzes quietly and don't spam our walls every thirty minutes with results.
The Mindless Thanking Thankers!
•Those annoying people who must write on your wall! irks me! How is it even a favour when someone adds you up to a friend-list? Hey its just a Facebook list not a paradise bound travel list! Thanks for the add, thanks for the acceptance, thanks for sharing, thanks for accepting my friendship,thanks for inboxing me... yada yada yada..makes me roll my eyes on a 360degree!
P.S ...And those of you who like preaching how much you are bored online....bored people are boring. period! you be posting like; "So Bored" "This Day Is Boring" "Facebook Is Boring" "Life Is Boring" ....well, we actually don't give a rats ass! Get a life!
Sincerely,
Njoki TheGood-BadGirl!
The Claptrap, screams immature so loudly that you get an automatic headache out of it! I physically feel pained to come across the lame stunts online all the time, some of the shit i have never found a second to reply to, it comes as an automatic dismissal. All over social media, the below and a thousand more annoying behaviors from grown ass people are prevalent.
Calling Everyone Hun,Darling, My Love.
•Call me by my name please! You are not allowed to call me and my kind Hun, babes, Bae, Darling etc...on Facebook, nigga i don't know you, you don't have my number- and if i gave you my number maybe it was just business and if socially given then i ignored you after a few, its because i had a high regard for you before but you failed me miserably. Spare me the Hun business till I'm actually your official girlfriend, if ever.
'Sweetening' Everyone
•Jeez even the thought of it gives me a migraine! Ever seen those of the opposite sex who "sweety" everyone and everything on Facebook comments?! NEVER ever call me swirry, or text me xwitty or even sweety, i don't care how cool it sounds to you....Please use my official name. Even when we are close as toes, don't swirry me! [makes me clench my teeth!]
Hopping On Conclusions
•Just because i sent you a smiley doesn't mean I'm your woman, just because i greeted you good morning with a December smile doesn't mean i want you, just because i giggled at your joke doesn't mean i want sex.... please don't go telling everybody that I'm yours, ask me first if I'm interested to that level. Don't even think of writing on my wall about where you'd like us to go when i agree on that date- that wont happen!
I will Block You Threats & Theatrics...
• "Hey why are you ignoring me,Do you want me to block you right now? Who even cares? i block people without warning them as long as they validly get on my personal nerves! If i ignored you, and you are now vexed, please don't ask me if i want you to block me, please block me, there's a good reason why I'm ignoring you and that is evident already. No one is too special, even my mom ignores my woes.
Leaving Announcements
•I'm still amazed by those people who like telling social media that they are back! and when they are leaving social media; "Good bye folks, i will be leaving Facebook for good, Facebook is childish" "Hey guys i wont be available on Facebook for six months i am traveling, see you l8tr" well guess what , WE DON'T CARE! leave and we wont miss you, and if we do miss you we shall let you know, no one is forced to join Facebook and other social media, so leave as quietly as you came in.
Idle Trolls!
• There are those very idle people, they will stalk you, insult you on your post, and friend request all your friends so that you seem closer than you really are. The mighty dumb-asses go ahead to 'gall and bile' all over on Facebook on yours and your friends posts and Facebook articles they have not read- and actually tag you on, they validate the bitter pointless comments by hearsay and the headline. Just like those who got the wrong ID on me when the difference is so clear-cut, Some people just need to piss off.
The Imprecise!
•I'm certain you've spotted those vague posts like "Shit!!!!" "This is annoying..." so that people can get to ask "whats up" a hundred times. while others post "At Kenyatta" so that you can be flooded with "kwani what happened? "sorry" "get well soon" while that moment these turds are somewhere at Hilton square reading all the concerns from the sincerely concerned netizens without answering any of them!
The Con- Marketers!
•Not forgetting the damned marketers, they go posting something online for sale without prices along with the post, fifty comments follow with "how much" and all they can do is be the hundredth and one to comment with "inbox me your numbers" "inbox" seriously what sort of bullshit is this!..Did i just forget those who post their items for sale on your post of item for sale?!
Hash-taggers!
•Then there are those people who will post a whole post on hashtags! did you discover that thing last night? they post a photo of themselves they go like #NjokiChegeMsafi #YuleSweetestNaMnastiest smh.. #TheChickThatGotYourMan #NjokiTheAuthorOfAnnoyingArticles #NJokiFaceoffWithTheWorld #NjokiNoiseMaker Damn it! We get it alright, its tiring!
Then there are those Obnoxious characters with long lame ass names like some i have spotted "Toni yule mras mfyam" "Lydia yule Mtightest" "karo yule Mbaddest Mnoma Kuliko Sistako" "Rogers Kapanya Kabaya" WTF!! is wrong with people? can't you just write your honorable name!!!? Having names like above is immaturity of the highest order.
The Emo-addicts
•Then there are the over users of emoticons especially on text messaging, you write a whole paragraph and some idiot only replies with the :p [the tongue stuck-out emoji]. I hate that emo the most cause' i particularly picture someone doing that tongue out on me in real life and its not an attractive sight to look at!
The Sharing Freaks!
•Those people who will share pictures of every meal, every convo snapshot they had all day long, everything they heard at the neighbors, everything they thought of while they were sitting on the traffic jam...photos of themselves at the dentist getting that tooth removed & then posting the disgusting tooth, others getting puss removed from their wounds and actually taking pictures of the jar of puss to share on Facebook! over-sharing personal disgusting stuff..whatever happened to privacy! Then those people who will tag everyone on their friend list a photo of their cat and the downloaded sunset photo!... We don't care!
The Click-a-holics!
•These are the people that will click on every stupid link they come accross, these links that are obviously spammy go on sending everyone porn or annoying inboxes and of course phishing happens then someone gets all busy announcing how much they have been hacked from here to Kitale.
-Not forgetting the characters who like taking all the annoying quizzes on the internet and sharing the results- who even cares at what age you'll get married, what age you'll die, whether you'll go to heaven, whether you'll be the best husband, what will be written on your tombstone, what animal you'll be in your next life, how attractive and sexy the internet thinks you are...we actually don't care, live the moment, too much fantasy causes mental problems, take your silly quizzes quietly and don't spam our walls every thirty minutes with results.
The Mindless Thanking Thankers!
•Those annoying people who must write on your wall! irks me! How is it even a favour when someone adds you up to a friend-list? Hey its just a Facebook list not a paradise bound travel list! Thanks for the add, thanks for the acceptance, thanks for sharing, thanks for accepting my friendship,thanks for inboxing me... yada yada yada..makes me roll my eyes on a 360degree!
P.S ...And those of you who like preaching how much you are bored online....bored people are boring. period! you be posting like; "So Bored" "This Day Is Boring" "Facebook Is Boring" "Life Is Boring" ....well, we actually don't give a rats ass! Get a life!
Sincerely,
Njoki TheGood-BadGirl!
Bored people are boring.
ReplyDeleteGreat blog here Njoki.Kindly work on the typos though.
you just echoed my troubled mind...
ReplyDeleteThis article is on point and so real Njoki. Keep writing.
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