There are those annoying things that peeps do on social media from Whats-app, to twitter [twitter had less shit though] and majorly on Facebook! I'm sure you've come across some if not all of them.
•Someone will worm into your whats-app inbox and send you a video on three hundred MB, what the hell? i only bought twenty five shillings worth of data, the economy is bad and my cash is not meant for solely buying data so that i can watch a silly video!
•Just before you recover from the stupor by the long-ass video another moron sends you a a decorated message ten paragraphs long, demanding that you got to send that message to your thirty whats-app friends, him/her being one of them, so that you don't end up dying by the time the cock crows in the next morning. seriously people?...then there's another message they smear and overspread around, that its only when you forward the message to your ten buddies that the Whats-app CEO will take note and decide that he wont ever charge you for using the app. SMH!
•Then after that app foolery, you log into Facebook and find the irritating characters who post photos thirty three times in 12 hours of the food they've been eating -these are the same people who will start posting their poop pictures to show us what they excrete, it doesn't make you cool or rich of food, it makes you look more like a silly attention starved little child who has never seen a good plate of food. [Unless you're a chef or food photographer]. This looks worse when its a guy. Folks in the village harvest these foods and they don't flood us with pictures! I cannot start imagining what they'll post when they walk into a five star buffet!
•Then a guy you thought was mature posts selfies more than girls in your TL , 10 selfies In 8 hrs, Boy! It makes you look like a newbie teen on FB , narcissistic, psychopath-ish. lets say, a self centered jerk who is trying so hard to be a socialite.
•Then just before you could take a chill pill, you meet the online super models! Who post [bathroom mirror reflection-ed] shirtless/topless and boob-full pics on the TL. Listen up culprits, such desperate actions makes you look lame and pretty dumb, why on earth do you want strangers to see your nostrils? the tyres on your waist? and your nipples? you pass for an attention seeking douche-bag and an inept wench. It's a turn off if you are ever looking to be taken seriously.
•Then there are these loonies who go posting photos of dead people on Facebook [some close ups!-like really!] It's in BAD taste! It doesn't make you look badass, it makes your ass look bad. Please respect the departed!
•Then before you finish being appalled by the photos of the dead, the ludicrous shows up liking all their posts and photos; why the hell do people even do this? People, you are not allowed to get that desperate! so you love what you've just written? why not like it by heart -since you wrote it anyway and not try increase those likes for your self, let the rest of us do that for you, that's why we are here very idle waiting for your new pictures.
•Then there's that annoying 'tagging' syndrome. hey hey hey, don't you tag me into your business! who doesn't hate this sickening obsession? tagging everyone in your [personal] photos and posts is just too nutty, especially if your information doesn't concern all the people that you've yanked along.
•Then when you check your 99 notifications, you find that 99 ninnies went ahead and added you into a stupid group that DOES NOT concern any area of your life [sugar daddies union, legio maria saints , we are the illuminati, get rich today}! Social media should have a punch in the throat button for these kind of twits!
•Then just before you get bored and log out you check your inbox and spot that guy who thinks is hot busy hitting on you, and just before you can finish reading his stupid ass essay, your friend tells you from the other room that she she has just received a hot text from a Facebook "mutual" friend and on comparing BAM! the Don Juan sent you the SAME stupid SCRIPT! so much of a hoodlum, he couldn't even bother to change some words.
i'll be back with the others when i spot them.
Yours,
Auntie Social,
Njoki_ TheGoodBadGirl.©2015
•Someone will worm into your whats-app inbox and send you a video on three hundred MB, what the hell? i only bought twenty five shillings worth of data, the economy is bad and my cash is not meant for solely buying data so that i can watch a silly video!
•Just before you recover from the stupor by the long-ass video another moron sends you a a decorated message ten paragraphs long, demanding that you got to send that message to your thirty whats-app friends, him/her being one of them, so that you don't end up dying by the time the cock crows in the next morning. seriously people?...then there's another message they smear and overspread around, that its only when you forward the message to your ten buddies that the Whats-app CEO will take note and decide that he wont ever charge you for using the app. SMH!
•Then after that app foolery, you log into Facebook and find the irritating characters who post photos thirty three times in 12 hours of the food they've been eating -these are the same people who will start posting their poop pictures to show us what they excrete, it doesn't make you cool or rich of food, it makes you look more like a silly attention starved little child who has never seen a good plate of food. [Unless you're a chef or food photographer]. This looks worse when its a guy. Folks in the village harvest these foods and they don't flood us with pictures! I cannot start imagining what they'll post when they walk into a five star buffet!
•Then a guy you thought was mature posts selfies more than girls in your TL , 10 selfies In 8 hrs, Boy! It makes you look like a newbie teen on FB , narcissistic, psychopath-ish. lets say, a self centered jerk who is trying so hard to be a socialite.
•Then just before you could take a chill pill, you meet the online super models! Who post [bathroom mirror reflection-ed] shirtless/topless and boob-full pics on the TL. Listen up culprits, such desperate actions makes you look lame and pretty dumb, why on earth do you want strangers to see your nostrils? the tyres on your waist? and your nipples? you pass for an attention seeking douche-bag and an inept wench. It's a turn off if you are ever looking to be taken seriously.
•Then there are these loonies who go posting photos of dead people on Facebook [some close ups!-like really!] It's in BAD taste! It doesn't make you look badass, it makes your ass look bad. Please respect the departed!
•Then before you finish being appalled by the photos of the dead, the ludicrous shows up liking all their posts and photos; why the hell do people even do this? People, you are not allowed to get that desperate! so you love what you've just written? why not like it by heart -since you wrote it anyway and not try increase those likes for your self, let the rest of us do that for you, that's why we are here very idle waiting for your new pictures.
•Then there's that annoying 'tagging' syndrome. hey hey hey, don't you tag me into your business! who doesn't hate this sickening obsession? tagging everyone in your [personal] photos and posts is just too nutty, especially if your information doesn't concern all the people that you've yanked along.
•Then when you check your 99 notifications, you find that 99 ninnies went ahead and added you into a stupid group that DOES NOT concern any area of your life [sugar daddies union, legio maria saints , we are the illuminati, get rich today}! Social media should have a punch in the throat button for these kind of twits!
•Then just before you get bored and log out you check your inbox and spot that guy who thinks is hot busy hitting on you, and just before you can finish reading his stupid ass essay, your friend tells you from the other room that she she has just received a hot text from a Facebook "mutual" friend and on comparing BAM! the Don Juan sent you the SAME stupid SCRIPT! so much of a hoodlum, he couldn't even bother to change some words.
i'll be back with the others when i spot them.
Yours,
Auntie Social,
Njoki_ TheGoodBadGirl.©2015
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