“A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times”
First, let it stick to you like glue that we are all sexual beings, sex is NOT a sin, God created Everything and saw that it was good. It’s just that it’s the easiest way to bring man’s kingdom down like its a house of cards, sex is the easiest way to tempt and cause you to commit bigger sins.
No one will tell you these things in this country but I, Njoki the bad and good girl, is honored to give you an ultra-awareness of your sexual self as raw as it is, as raw as I have experienced and as raw as I have been taught, that it. Its end month, its raining, its Freaky Friday you can thank me later.
There’s this ‘feminazism’ going on that only men have the testosterone to keep them horny 24/7! Well I got news for you, men and women equally get horny, and it’s just that women know how to hide their ‘boners’ more, or let’s say there's no boner to show. We are just good at shutting it off and ignoring it better than men do.
The only way you can tell a woman, your lady bff, your wife is horny is by observation and listening well, innuendos are thrown here and there and only the best of the Fisi grabs this as quick...and by the way, as you guys call yourselves 'Mafisi' WE are the Tigresses, the few of us who can 'ride a an ox' at a high speed, those of us who can go get what we want, those of us who obey, love and respect our sexuality or even our thirst. Great!
We are women we equally get horny, and worse for us, it’s a 'call' by nature for us to go ahead, 'mate' and reproduce other tiny little humans that look like us who will also get horny and continue the species...that's why if you look carefully, you'll find out that most of the first born's among'st us were a "small mistake" that just slipped in and made daddy marry mommy. Because HORMONES! that have little voices that tell women to go make a baby already...yeah....I know the real honest ladies are feeling me.
Women get more intense feelings of getting laid than men do, or fairly, we get them in equal measure...we will do all sort of crazy things including laughing at lame jokes from a bang- able looking dude because the freaky hormones wont let us think straight.
So guys, let no body call you nymphs any more, no one is a nympho here, its all natural, as long as you leave the chickens, dogs, children and cows alone, people were created to reproduce and y'all should go reproduce coz that’s why sex was created in the first place. Oh yeah its Friday is cold, its is a super freaky Friday! and a cold weekend ahead. Babies are going to be made tonight! Some will be regretted in a few weeks, others will be great traps so that sponsors can cough up big abortion money!
•In some date in a month, every. Damn. Month, we become the walking 'victorias', we just feel empty and just want something, something huge to fill us up [basically a penis] any that won’t make us pregnant or give us Aids and STIs. But due to the fact that men do not care whether we get pregnant or not, we put loud music, take a skipping rope and do 100 skips to chill the hell out the hormones. In fact, some of us do not need secondary hormones or alcohol to get us high, we naturally get high on these particular periods.
•We feel intense frustrated when we are single and no close clean, trustworthy human to ‘Christian Grey us’ to immobility, such that we even start crying out of nothing or start fighting for clothes hanging lines with other women at plot 254 just so we can put that important energy into good use.
•Our lips, hands and lips and everything down-south pulses, pulses and pulses and pulses and pulses and pulses all we can think of is 'when the hell will I freaking get laid'! Where’s this nigga at! Or do I buy one already?' ...and you'll find a man saying he is tired, this is the reason your lady will grab your shamba boy and do him, and men, you'll be raising the shamba boy's kids! Female Hormones are the real demons. I even think this is the reason the demons oppress women mostly.
•The south cast cats swell up, the southern flowers blossom, get crazy and purr at any fine lads passing by and all we want is raw 'plantains and cucumbers' for breakfast, lunch and dinner and nothing else can help! Guys we get as desperate as you do, it’s just that we are so clever that we turn things around and make it look like you are the ones who wanted to hit it first. Like, we show you a thigh then walk away so that you can chase us and then accuse you of making us have sex... when it’s exactly what we were praying for.
• In a more real picture, we 'eye rape' every attractive man we see. Like; a fine dude sits next to us in a bus and we'll lean over and pretend we are dozing off just to catch that warmth! We devour with our eyes and we do not like distractions from the devouring…and if the guy makes a mistake of just touching us…that’s it, hell must come up. This is why you'll find a woman sleeping with you the first date and then disappear from your life for good. It was just a hormonal mistake. Blame the hormones!
• Our brain goes fuzzy…we don’t want to think…we get easily irritated…we find ourselves sexting with assholes we don’t normally reply to….and such like a bit desperate measures.
• For some of us the thinking comes into a halt, the mind just goes down the gutter and everything anyone says to us just sounds like penis, penis, penis and penis!
BUT! the good thing about us is that when you love and appreciate us we love you back and wait till you come from Saudi Arabia for even over 6 years! We don’t cheat. Women are faithful beings. Well, most of us are. If one cheats on you she never truly respected, honored you from the beginning, she just wanted a 'Ruracio' to happen for the sake of being applauded.
Contrary to what we’ve been taught, that men are the sex predators, that men are the ones who always want sex, women too are as much crazy, we desire to get nutted into is as much as the nutters want to nut! Haven't we even heard of women who've raped men!
There are those times of the month that we become the walking vaginas, and when you get close enough, you can smell the sex hormone oozing out of our skin! [its that nasty!]…we just want to get shoved, kicked a bit, tied, handcuffed, banged like crazy, and anyone coming between us and the getting laid is an enemy of nature!… That's is why you'll find your woman starting silly fights with you...just grab her, arms behind her back and Wood Work, she will shut up.Let me know how it goes...
Am sure you’ve seen how desperate a woman is usually is when seducing a man…you’ve heard lately of village house helps who are sexually abusing small boys for their own sexual satisfaction here in Kenya and beyond borders, making small boys go down on them licking and such shit...Did Team Mafisi introduce the village house-helps to eating and licking chocolate lollipops? If they did, they shall need taming!... and these women should be shot for abusing little kids when we have horny grown-ups out here 'getting violet balls' from dryspells!
1. You guys are freaking judgy and we are afraid that if we are straight up with you, you’ll think that’s what we do with all guys!
2. You guys do not understand that we are equal, that we are humans and sexual feelings
overwhelm us, and you might think we just want to transmit some nasty disease when we are too forward!
3. We are so afraid that you’ll call us horny hoes!
4. It’s not yet really ‘normal’ for women to say they are horny!
5. You guys always think it’s immoral to be horny!
6. You guys do not take us seriously!
7. We don’t want to be taken advantage of!
8. We do not want to look like we do not have self-control!
9. When we do not have official boyfriends, we just opt to chill! We like having sex with men we own, and well, most men do not want to be owned.
10.We have vibrators in the drawers. [I don’t though]
Women can be, no, ARE freaks too, some of us are tigresses, lady in the street, mother in the house and a gymnastics-stripper in the bedroom. Don’t judge us since we know that this is exactly what every one of you desires.
Yo' Girl
First, let it stick to you like glue that we are all sexual beings, sex is NOT a sin, God created Everything and saw that it was good. It’s just that it’s the easiest way to bring man’s kingdom down like its a house of cards, sex is the easiest way to tempt and cause you to commit bigger sins.
No one will tell you these things in this country but I, Njoki the bad and good girl, is honored to give you an ultra-awareness of your sexual self as raw as it is, as raw as I have experienced and as raw as I have been taught, that it. Its end month, its raining, its Freaky Friday you can thank me later.
There’s this ‘feminazism’ going on that only men have the testosterone to keep them horny 24/7! Well I got news for you, men and women equally get horny, and it’s just that women know how to hide their ‘boners’ more, or let’s say there's no boner to show. We are just good at shutting it off and ignoring it better than men do.
The only way you can tell a woman, your lady bff, your wife is horny is by observation and listening well, innuendos are thrown here and there and only the best of the Fisi grabs this as quick...and by the way, as you guys call yourselves 'Mafisi' WE are the Tigresses, the few of us who can 'ride a an ox' at a high speed, those of us who can go get what we want, those of us who obey, love and respect our sexuality or even our thirst. Great!
We are women we equally get horny, and worse for us, it’s a 'call' by nature for us to go ahead, 'mate' and reproduce other tiny little humans that look like us who will also get horny and continue the species...that's why if you look carefully, you'll find out that most of the first born's among'st us were a "small mistake" that just slipped in and made daddy marry mommy. Because HORMONES! that have little voices that tell women to go make a baby already...yeah....I know the real honest ladies are feeling me.
Women get more intense feelings of getting laid than men do, or fairly, we get them in equal measure...we will do all sort of crazy things including laughing at lame jokes from a bang- able looking dude because the freaky hormones wont let us think straight.
So guys, let no body call you nymphs any more, no one is a nympho here, its all natural, as long as you leave the chickens, dogs, children and cows alone, people were created to reproduce and y'all should go reproduce coz that’s why sex was created in the first place. Oh yeah its Friday is cold, its is a super freaky Friday! and a cold weekend ahead. Babies are going to be made tonight! Some will be regretted in a few weeks, others will be great traps so that sponsors can cough up big abortion money!
How do women behave…
•In some date in a month, every. Damn. Month, we become the walking 'victorias', we just feel empty and just want something, something huge to fill us up [basically a penis] any that won’t make us pregnant or give us Aids and STIs. But due to the fact that men do not care whether we get pregnant or not, we put loud music, take a skipping rope and do 100 skips to chill the hell out the hormones. In fact, some of us do not need secondary hormones or alcohol to get us high, we naturally get high on these particular periods.
•We feel intense frustrated when we are single and no close clean, trustworthy human to ‘Christian Grey us’ to immobility, such that we even start crying out of nothing or start fighting for clothes hanging lines with other women at plot 254 just so we can put that important energy into good use.
•Our lips, hands and lips and everything down-south pulses, pulses and pulses and pulses and pulses and pulses all we can think of is 'when the hell will I freaking get laid'! Where’s this nigga at! Or do I buy one already?' ...and you'll find a man saying he is tired, this is the reason your lady will grab your shamba boy and do him, and men, you'll be raising the shamba boy's kids! Female Hormones are the real demons. I even think this is the reason the demons oppress women mostly.
•The south cast cats swell up, the southern flowers blossom, get crazy and purr at any fine lads passing by and all we want is raw 'plantains and cucumbers' for breakfast, lunch and dinner and nothing else can help! Guys we get as desperate as you do, it’s just that we are so clever that we turn things around and make it look like you are the ones who wanted to hit it first. Like, we show you a thigh then walk away so that you can chase us and then accuse you of making us have sex... when it’s exactly what we were praying for.
• In a more real picture, we 'eye rape' every attractive man we see. Like; a fine dude sits next to us in a bus and we'll lean over and pretend we are dozing off just to catch that warmth! We devour with our eyes and we do not like distractions from the devouring…and if the guy makes a mistake of just touching us…that’s it, hell must come up. This is why you'll find a woman sleeping with you the first date and then disappear from your life for good. It was just a hormonal mistake. Blame the hormones!
• Our brain goes fuzzy…we don’t want to think…we get easily irritated…we find ourselves sexting with assholes we don’t normally reply to….and such like a bit desperate measures.
• For some of us the thinking comes into a halt, the mind just goes down the gutter and everything anyone says to us just sounds like penis, penis, penis and penis!
BUT! the good thing about us is that when you love and appreciate us we love you back and wait till you come from Saudi Arabia for even over 6 years! We don’t cheat. Women are faithful beings. Well, most of us are. If one cheats on you she never truly respected, honored you from the beginning, she just wanted a 'Ruracio' to happen for the sake of being applauded.
Contrary to what we’ve been taught, that men are the sex predators, that men are the ones who always want sex, women too are as much crazy, we desire to get nutted into is as much as the nutters want to nut! Haven't we even heard of women who've raped men!
There are those times of the month that we become the walking vaginas, and when you get close enough, you can smell the sex hormone oozing out of our skin! [its that nasty!]…we just want to get shoved, kicked a bit, tied, handcuffed, banged like crazy, and anyone coming between us and the getting laid is an enemy of nature!… That's is why you'll find your woman starting silly fights with you...just grab her, arms behind her back and Wood Work, she will shut up.Let me know how it goes...
Am sure you’ve seen how desperate a woman is usually is when seducing a man…you’ve heard lately of village house helps who are sexually abusing small boys for their own sexual satisfaction here in Kenya and beyond borders, making small boys go down on them licking and such shit...Did Team Mafisi introduce the village house-helps to eating and licking chocolate lollipops? If they did, they shall need taming!... and these women should be shot for abusing little kids when we have horny grown-ups out here 'getting violet balls' from dryspells!
Why don’t we just say we want to get laid?
1. You guys are freaking judgy and we are afraid that if we are straight up with you, you’ll think that’s what we do with all guys!
2. You guys do not understand that we are equal, that we are humans and sexual feelings
overwhelm us, and you might think we just want to transmit some nasty disease when we are too forward!
3. We are so afraid that you’ll call us horny hoes!
4. It’s not yet really ‘normal’ for women to say they are horny!
5. You guys always think it’s immoral to be horny!
6. You guys do not take us seriously!
7. We don’t want to be taken advantage of!
8. We do not want to look like we do not have self-control!
9. When we do not have official boyfriends, we just opt to chill! We like having sex with men we own, and well, most men do not want to be owned.
10.We have vibrators in the drawers. [I don’t though]
Women can be, no, ARE freaks too, some of us are tigresses, lady in the street, mother in the house and a gymnastics-stripper in the bedroom. Don’t judge us since we know that this is exactly what every one of you desires.
Yo' Girl
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