Hey guys i hope you've had a good day so far because I'm just about to spoil it for you. Most guys will get out of the room all cocky and feeling like king Mswati right after deflowering! just because the new lady was creaming like she is on fire and brimstone. Guys, you have to realize that each and every woman you have laid has faked it at least 99% of the time, each and everyone of us have faked it. If you're planning to go bragging to your friends how good you made her roll her eyes last night, thinking that you took her to planet O and back, well, forget it brother, it was all an act that should probably win an award.
A guy friend asked me why women fake it when they don't really have to, but you know what guys? you make us fake it, we end up suffering your drama since you guys will be like "did you like my D"... "I'm i better than your ex"... "did i make you..."... "I am i not fantastic"... "My Johnson is great right?" all this questions you ask because you are seeking validation and since we kinda love you, we just play along when you put the self seeking words in our mouths. We fake it solely for you!
• We fake it for the sake of your ego! you always want to be congratulated! if we tell you the truth, you'll fall into depression! we fake it to protect you!
• We fake it so that you can finish quickly and get your friggin' 100kg off our body already!
• Most of you guys don't care if a woman is satisfied or not and since we know that well, we just want to get it done with!
• We fake it because you like validation and you'll not stop asking if you are better than the ex! [guys let us voluntarily praise you, don't pull it out of our mouths!]
• We fake it because you keep on asking if we are about to come under just two freaking minutes!
• We fake it because not everyone can get it off in that weird style you're so into! and one you are not willing to change, you call it what? wheelbarrow?! or is it the cart?
• We fake it because we seriously do not want to offend you. Only "us" can make "us" get off with a bang!
• We fake it because we do not know what else we can do about it! since we never talk about what we did or what we want to do. Plus we do it at night, all lights out under the sheets and dusty duvets we cannot wait to get away from.
Since most people will not communicate in their relationships, they never do it even for the bedroom matters. People tend to just hop in bed and hump it away without a single exchange of word on how you both prefer it, something i would call dire lack of "sexual communication", its never really hard, you only have to make it all fun, it gets easier when and if you easily communicate with each other frequently face to face and not merely through social media and sms. Communication is KEY! Most of us do not communicate about our likes and dislikes therefore we get all the crap there is to get. Everyone seems to be "afraid" to ask questions and suggest how they want it done, and not really afraid to get STDs and unplanned babies huh...! We got to get serious!
1. If she has just finished off the same time as you, that exact minute? i'm sorry, she faked it! Its rarely happens on the same exact minute! women are slow.
2. If she has been moaning like she is in a labour ward, and her moans are not in rhythm with whatever you are doing, man, she is playing you!
3. If her pupils did not dilate even a little, its all a sham! pull up your socks! [but then again, how will you even know if you do it in the dark from january to December? go to the sofa sometimes]
4. If she goes all loud like they do it on pornographic movies. That exaggerated noise, just pay attention [and actually stop and let her continue blaring like an old stereo low on batteries while you watch her], and you'll know its fraud! she's been playing you brother!
5. If she never ever initiates love making sessions, boy, you are on your own! she doesn't like your game at all. Both women and men have equal sexual needs. It's just that women are more 'disciplined'. The feelings are all 'counterfeit!'
6. If her toes never curled and she jumped out of bed straight to the kitchen to grab a piece of ugali and cuppa tea, while her light-skinned face doesn't look flashed, boy, its a mock up, she faked it to death!
7. If you have never ever ever ever in your life felt her vijayvay make those nice contractions and give you a tight grip inside there, you have been played all your life! go jump in the lake son.
8. If your bodies fart as you play on, then she lies she is done when you are, well she is not, she is just thinking about that embarrassing noise you're making and thinking of when you will just stop it!
9. If her body has never ever indicated any rising when the moment comes. rising or vibrating like its exorcism, Mr man, she faked it!
10. If when you're done and in the next second she gets up and takes a basket ready to go to the market for kitchen shopping, or even to the shower, Man, you ain' done nothing yet. When that thing called the big O happens, humans are not supposed to move for at least 10 minutes! some even want to just sleep!
Girls, you don't have to fake it all the time, just ask him to change his silly ass style in a fun way...and if you have to fake it, fake it professionally! Fake the grip, the flashed face, curl your toes, rise up your ass and fake it till it looks like an exorcism since these guys like patting themselves at the back, just help them cheat themselves till kingdom come.
Thank me later! [winks]
With Love,
Njoki_TheGoodBadGirl ©2015
A guy friend asked me why women fake it when they don't really have to, but you know what guys? you make us fake it, we end up suffering your drama since you guys will be like "did you like my D"... "I'm i better than your ex"... "did i make you..."... "I am i not fantastic"... "My Johnson is great right?" all this questions you ask because you are seeking validation and since we kinda love you, we just play along when you put the self seeking words in our mouths. We fake it solely for you!
Reasons Why Women Fake It!
• We fake it for the sake of your ego! you always want to be congratulated! if we tell you the truth, you'll fall into depression! we fake it to protect you!
• We fake it so that you can finish quickly and get your friggin' 100kg off our body already!
• Most of you guys don't care if a woman is satisfied or not and since we know that well, we just want to get it done with!
• We fake it because you like validation and you'll not stop asking if you are better than the ex! [guys let us voluntarily praise you, don't pull it out of our mouths!]
• We fake it because you keep on asking if we are about to come under just two freaking minutes!
• We fake it because not everyone can get it off in that weird style you're so into! and one you are not willing to change, you call it what? wheelbarrow?! or is it the cart?
• We fake it because we seriously do not want to offend you. Only "us" can make "us" get off with a bang!
• We fake it because we do not know what else we can do about it! since we never talk about what we did or what we want to do. Plus we do it at night, all lights out under the sheets and dusty duvets we cannot wait to get away from.
Since most people will not communicate in their relationships, they never do it even for the bedroom matters. People tend to just hop in bed and hump it away without a single exchange of word on how you both prefer it, something i would call dire lack of "sexual communication", its never really hard, you only have to make it all fun, it gets easier when and if you easily communicate with each other frequently face to face and not merely through social media and sms. Communication is KEY! Most of us do not communicate about our likes and dislikes therefore we get all the crap there is to get. Everyone seems to be "afraid" to ask questions and suggest how they want it done, and not really afraid to get STDs and unplanned babies huh...! We got to get serious!
How Will You Know Your Woman Is Faking It?
2. If she has been moaning like she is in a labour ward, and her moans are not in rhythm with whatever you are doing, man, she is playing you!
3. If her pupils did not dilate even a little, its all a sham! pull up your socks! [but then again, how will you even know if you do it in the dark from january to December? go to the sofa sometimes]
4. If she goes all loud like they do it on pornographic movies. That exaggerated noise, just pay attention [and actually stop and let her continue blaring like an old stereo low on batteries while you watch her], and you'll know its fraud! she's been playing you brother!
5. If she never ever initiates love making sessions, boy, you are on your own! she doesn't like your game at all. Both women and men have equal sexual needs. It's just that women are more 'disciplined'. The feelings are all 'counterfeit!'
6. If her toes never curled and she jumped out of bed straight to the kitchen to grab a piece of ugali and cuppa tea, while her light-skinned face doesn't look flashed, boy, its a mock up, she faked it to death!
7. If you have never ever ever ever in your life felt her vijayvay make those nice contractions and give you a tight grip inside there, you have been played all your life! go jump in the lake son.
8. If your bodies fart as you play on, then she lies she is done when you are, well she is not, she is just thinking about that embarrassing noise you're making and thinking of when you will just stop it!
9. If her body has never ever indicated any rising when the moment comes. rising or vibrating like its exorcism, Mr man, she faked it!
10. If when you're done and in the next second she gets up and takes a basket ready to go to the market for kitchen shopping, or even to the shower, Man, you ain' done nothing yet. When that thing called the big O happens, humans are not supposed to move for at least 10 minutes! some even want to just sleep!
Girls, you don't have to fake it all the time, just ask him to change his silly ass style in a fun way...and if you have to fake it, fake it professionally! Fake the grip, the flashed face, curl your toes, rise up your ass and fake it till it looks like an exorcism since these guys like patting themselves at the back, just help them cheat themselves till kingdom come.
Thank me later! [winks]
With Love,
Njoki_TheGoodBadGirl ©2015
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