Another generation Y problem! Almost everyone online is busy hanging their silly-ass tongue out! This is plain ugly, I don't know about you but it pisses me off to see grown-ass people display foolery in the name of "cool"! Nearly everyone on social media got their whole nine inch tongue out like a chameleon, whole tongue out ready to trap up some fly on their damn pictures, from Facebook all the way to Instagram! and those like me not doing it end up looking paranormal! What the hell is going on?!
This has got so serious that just the other day a teen online posted an all tongue-out selfie besides his dead grandfather's body in a hospital! hey, adults doing this, shame on you! this is your ill mannered example that these kids are busy copying! Please quit it already, its getting out of hand!
Do you have an idea how retarded it makes you look when you pop out out that tongue like a tired bulldog? whatever happened to just looking pretty when smiling! Girls, you look ridiculous especially if you are not a child or a confused teenager on hormonal challenge! its not cute, its not funny, its disturbing, its chronically fugly that it makes me feel like punching someone on the throat!
These nine inched tongue-out selfies not only look ludicrous on girls, there's a breed of men who are doing this, seriously guys? what happened to being all manly and handsome, just sitting back to watch fools do their loony exhibit? guys, if you consider yourself a man, please do not be found jutting your tongue out like a tired horse! Its absolutely NOT attractive! Its sad, and makes you look immature.
People taking pictures with all their fifteen inch tongue all out down to their chin are a disgrace, why do you even want to emulate a lizard, an ugly bulldog, or is it a snake or a chameleon why for pete's sake? Hello! eighties and nineties kids, can we just be satisfied with the ugly duckface already? Hanging your tongue out does not add any extra pounds of "sexy", it makes you look like a moron who has lost control of their facial muscles!
People taking and posting these kind of ridiculous selfies could make you think they are casting for extras to play in the Walking Dead. Remember there are perverts who are hanging out at your timeline, when you go sticking out your silly tongue, it arouses them, its sends out some kind of sexual impression. Just sit still and think how much energy and time it takes you trying so hard to get a good angle for your tongue selfie, imagine how moronic you'd look if someone was taping you do all that then post your silly ass GIF on Facebook...i bet you'd either die of humiliation or be sent straight to the mental hospital by your relatives!
In all seriousness, your nine inched tongue out selfies make you look imbecilic, all dumdum, uneducated, its gross, and it makes you look limited in the head, please cut it off, its not a style, and tell your neighbor and buddies as well to abort the idea in the next flow of selfies cuz that swag is retarded! There's a reason why its only Miley Cyrus feels good overdoing it and not Beyonce.
Dogs stick their tongue out to either cool off on a hot day or if they have a tongue problem, lizards stick their sticky tongue out to feed, snakes use their tongue to smell food or buggers out, cows, dogs and cats to lick their ass clean, what the hell do you stick your tongue out for?
P.S.Thank me when you're thirty!
I'm Out!
Njoki_TheGoodBadGirl! ©2015
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| Retarded Swag Selfies |
Do you have an idea how retarded it makes you look when you pop out out that tongue like a tired bulldog? whatever happened to just looking pretty when smiling! Girls, you look ridiculous especially if you are not a child or a confused teenager on hormonal challenge! its not cute, its not funny, its disturbing, its chronically fugly that it makes me feel like punching someone on the throat!
These nine inched tongue-out selfies not only look ludicrous on girls, there's a breed of men who are doing this, seriously guys? what happened to being all manly and handsome, just sitting back to watch fools do their loony exhibit? guys, if you consider yourself a man, please do not be found jutting your tongue out like a tired horse! Its absolutely NOT attractive! Its sad, and makes you look immature.
People taking pictures with all their fifteen inch tongue all out down to their chin are a disgrace, why do you even want to emulate a lizard, an ugly bulldog, or is it a snake or a chameleon why for pete's sake? Hello! eighties and nineties kids, can we just be satisfied with the ugly duckface already? Hanging your tongue out does not add any extra pounds of "sexy", it makes you look like a moron who has lost control of their facial muscles!
People taking and posting these kind of ridiculous selfies could make you think they are casting for extras to play in the Walking Dead. Remember there are perverts who are hanging out at your timeline, when you go sticking out your silly tongue, it arouses them, its sends out some kind of sexual impression. Just sit still and think how much energy and time it takes you trying so hard to get a good angle for your tongue selfie, imagine how moronic you'd look if someone was taping you do all that then post your silly ass GIF on Facebook...i bet you'd either die of humiliation or be sent straight to the mental hospital by your relatives!
In all seriousness, your nine inched tongue out selfies make you look imbecilic, all dumdum, uneducated, its gross, and it makes you look limited in the head, please cut it off, its not a style, and tell your neighbor and buddies as well to abort the idea in the next flow of selfies cuz that swag is retarded! There's a reason why its only Miley Cyrus feels good overdoing it and not Beyonce.
Dogs stick their tongue out to either cool off on a hot day or if they have a tongue problem, lizards stick their sticky tongue out to feed, snakes use their tongue to smell food or buggers out, cows, dogs and cats to lick their ass clean, what the hell do you stick your tongue out for?
P.S.Thank me when you're thirty!
I'm Out!
Njoki_TheGoodBadGirl! ©2015
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