Nairobi Butt Crack Epidemic .

Please Note: Friends don't let their true friends wear low cut jeans and walk with them showing an ugly butt crack. Well Ass is great, but wearing that low cut jeans or saggy jeggings or those sheer tights that are more of see through stockings... showing yo' black ass crack ain' a sweet sight. Its usually ugly, if you fancy them low waist jeans please invest in a good belt that hold that thing into place or just wear the right trouser for your type of body. That sight is not appealing to the old men of my fathers age or yours not even to other women, especially the older than your self. Wear whatever pleases you and remember to Respect your body type. Its yours alone.

Girl, Cover it , leave room for imagination, in fact its better for you to walk around showing those thighs in a mini skirt than yo' black sweaty ass crack while alighting from a Matatu, or sitting somewhere imagining you're being pretty. Lose that. I think it makes you look like a retarded dolphin tryna' show people that silly line on your behind. People who are serious with their life don't pull that shit. It's utterly foolish to think you looking good parading that part.

Yo' ass is not a pair of Breasts, leave that buttock cleavage well covered! dang! and you're not a plumber or a sailor, they show that out there. Realize people out here will be doing the "SMH" and well laughing Silently at you while you strut around as if you own the paths. This look leaves you looking like a done MORON!  And its actually not only chicks have this problem, the sagging guys as well go parading that ass crack, you'd think its popping some beat as they walk. Really! A Long mirror is just 800 shillings, buy and look at your behind, bend a little and see if your jeans follows down, put on a belt or go back to bed.

Okay, i get it that ass gotta breathe, but please do that in your house, because even your mom wont like seeing it in her house. In fact underwear is not a must wear garment, we get that the lower body needs a breather so that bacteria don't sit happily on your folds, but some sweaty ass crack, Holy Cow! Who likes seeing it? That's not even fashion. Unless you're an Italian model and your photographer wants that look, but on these dusty Nairobi streets? you are actually making fun out of your self and yo' black ass crack. It shows like you're hollering out loud "hey guys, look i'm so retarded" Trust me! Bad Taste! Nobody can take you seriously walking around all ass crack out.

Its a Bright day alright, and you're probably seeking attention, all fine by me, just don't make a spectacle of yourself, people will laugh at your peeking ass line - i have seen that, they will take pics and put your ass up on social media and others will sneer [i'm sure you don't care, but it still doesn't look good] The city council can get your ass arrested for showing "butt crack" - okay i made that up, but No more butt crack ladies. If you're in heavy weight, put on whats good for your body, if you're one GB like me, chose what good for you, or just put on a cute dress or proper trousers. That butt cleavage thing is offending when someone's eye meets it looking all ugly in broad day light, and it makes one wanna throw up for real, especially when its sweaty and all blackout. smh. Lets Get real.
That stunt leaves you looking really really Stupid.

Yours Truly,
Njoki-The-Good_Bad-Girl